| George Harrison – Wah-Wah Lyrics | 17 years ago |
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| The Libertines – Can't Stand Me Now Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Hello...hello? I don't know how to send my messages to this forum--is that what this is called? Anyway--I think that everyone knows what this song is about....certainly I know, and Bilo knows, and since we're Libertines thats all that really matters. Most of you are aware by now that bilo and I are planning to write a musical together. well, we've decided to make it into an opera!!! And this song will be the title one. We're going to call it Can't Stand Opera Now. Anyway...the story--based on a 1960's porn film starring Paul McCartney and directed by George Harrison, is about the love of a boy, his perm, and a wah-wah. The end. Goodbye. Thanks mum for telling me how to post this xxxx spanko the clown |
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| Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Dearest Jakeu, When I was a young man in 2012, I had a perm, a wah-wah, and a vision. However, I didn't have any idea of how to pursue this special dream of mine, which took place in a wonderful place called Middle Earth. However, one does not simply just TYPE into MOR-DOR. Instead, they smoke a spliff, lay on their beds, and listen to this song. In fact, young jakeu, the line "all that glitters is not gold" was not taken from my wonderful works of brilliant art--LORD OF THE RINGS--but rather, the line in my wonderful work of brilliant art--LORD OF THE RINGS--was taken from this song. It is also interesting to note that this song was featured in the 1959 Paul McCartney porn film "Stairway to Bumsecks". With best regards, JRR Tolkien. |
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| Led Zeppelin – Kashmir Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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PS HAVE YOU HEARD THE INCOMPARABLE BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS COVER THIS INGENIUS SONG? HER DELIVERY ON 'WALKING LIKE A MORON' IS WONDERFUL. I IMPREGNATED HER SHORTLY THERE AFTER. WITH A WAH-WAH. THE BABY RECENTLY GOT ITS FIRST PERM AND IS NAMED ALANNA SHIFTYMCPANTS MCGEE. REGARDS ALAN MCGEE MANAGER OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER SHIFTY GINGER EXTRAORDINARE WEARER OF DARK HATS PERPETUAL BITCH OF CARL BARAT FUTURE BABYDADDY OF LISA MOORISH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| Led Zeppelin – Kashmir Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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OH BURGLAR KING YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! THIS IS THE BEST SONG WRITTEN BY THE BEST BAND EVER! YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS! MUCH LIKE THE COMPOSERS OF THIS SONG, PETE DOHERTY AND CARL BARAT. EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN CLINICALLY DEPRESSED SINCE I MANAGED THIS STUPID BAND, EVEN I, ALAN MCGEE, SHIFTY GINGER EXTRAORDINARE, WEARER OF DARK HATS, PERPETUAL BITCH OF CARL BARAT, FUTURE BABYDADDY OF LISA MOORISH, CANNOT DENY THE GENIUS OF THIS SONG. "WHAT A DIVVY, WHAT A FUCKING DIVVY...." GENIUS! WOW. WORTHY OF A FEW DOZEN WAH-WAHS AND A PERM, I WOULD SAY. NOW, I'M OFF TO PRACTISE YELLING AND LOOKING SHIFTY. IF YOU NEED A MANGER, CALL ME. 1800CREEPY REGARDS ALAN MCGEE MANAGER OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER SHIFTY GINGER EXTRAORDINARE WEARER OF DARK HATS PERPETUAL BITCH OF CARL BARAT FUTURE BABYDADDY OF LISA MOORISH XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| Rihanna – Umbrella Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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rainbowz88 is absolutely right. This song is a metaphor--but NOT for love. Although, I do love the subject of this song--COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes indeed--everybody knows that the best way to take cocaine is to take a LARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! umbrella (preferably Burberry--given to you by the attractive burberry model you shagged last night), fill it up with expensive cocaine, and snort it all in one go. DELIGHTFUL!!!! Obviously, the line "After midnight, we gonna let it all hang down" is about OPENING!!!!!! the umbrella full of cocaine for the purposes of delicious snorting. Now that i've englightened all of you stupid tossers, I must go snort some wah-wahs with my burberry model boytoy and give my daughter a perm. xx Kate Moss |
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| Bryan Adams – Summer Of '69 Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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Chaos's comment really resonates with me. This song reminds me deeply of the summer of '69--1769, that is. Times were good but things have gotten rapidly better--much like in the song. For example, we now subsist primarily on wah-wahs rather than tea and crumpets and perms are MUCH easier to come by. This song is a lovely example of the how sometimes the best summers of your life can end badly. For me, the summer of 69--1769, that is--was ruined by the fact that I was abandoned by one Johann Sebastian Bach. I never got over it, until George Harrison swooped in with his wah-wah nearly 200 years later. A better man i've never met--rest in peace, both of you. With peace, love, and perms for all Child of Roses |
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| Cream – Sunshine Of Your Love Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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I'm inclined to agree with Revisited, except for I don't think it's about a girl but rather, a perm. Eric had a perm in the 1960s and he was rather attached to said perm. However, unfortunately, the perm went out of fashion and thereby, Eric's perm had to be straightened--died. Eric, too, died with it. Interestingly, perms came back in a big way in the 1980's, along with shoulder pads and Judd Nelson. The term 'perm' is short for permanent, which is what the curls were--permanent. Until, that is, they went out of fashion and had to be straightened. This song is a beautiful portrayal of the sadness of having to straighten it. Hopefully, both Eric and his perm are in a better place now. |
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| George Harrison – Wah-Wah Lyrics | 18 years ago |
| We all know that George Harrison was a very talented porn director, so I'm inclined to agree with JHendrix--the song IS about Paul McCartney. Paul was a cheap whore who starred in many porn films directed by George Harrison. Eventually, the porn films starring Paul made George famous, but Paul kept harrassing him for raises (as he was only paying him ten cents), giving him a headache. Hence, wah-wah. | |
| Babyshambles – Side Of The Road Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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To the previous commenter: Are you quite insane? I've just listened to this song (Side of the Road) and Skag Trendy next to each other, and, shock of all shocks--this sounds NOTHING like Skag Trendy, except for perhaps the fevered pace at which both Doherty and Webster sing. The Babyshambles influence is obvious in The View's music but I really don't see what you're talking about with it sounding "just like" Skag Trendy. It might be of interest to you, however, that Side of the Road sounds very much like a re-written and clearer-recorded version of Dilly Boys, from the 2004 Whitechapel Demonstrations. I, personally, find the new album to be much better than Down in Albion--which I also enjoy immensely. |
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| The Libertines – You're My Waterloo Lyrics | 18 years ago |
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"Why does everyone see Peter and Carl in every single song?" ...Er, because this one actually is about Peter and Carl? |
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