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The Beatles – I Am the Walrus Lyrics

19 years ago

According to John, this song is about an eggman trying to sell eggs to a walrus. It is a back-and-forth between the two and throughout the song the walrus is getting more and more angry at the eggman, who will not quit. Finally, when the walrus can't take it anymore, he stabs the eggman in the kidney, pisses on the eggman, takes a massive dump in the eggman's mouth, cuts off the extremities of the eggman, cuts off the eggman's eyelids, rapes the eggman, and finally decapitates the eggman and places the severed head on a pike for all the other eggmen to see. Needless to see, no more eggmen chose to sell eggs to this irked walrus. ITs a delightful little tale of hardships and overcoiming inner demons.

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My Chemical Romance – Welcome To The Black Parade Lyrics

19 years ago

I think this song is about a marching accident in which the drummer pulled a gat out of his bass and shot the tuba player in the kidney. While the tuba player was bleeding to death, the trumpet player ran at the drummer and headbutted the drummer directly in the ovaries. The drummer fell over and then all hell broke loose. The clarinet player shoved his instrument so far up the butthole of the flag twirrler that he was farting in G flat, and the flag twirler shoved his flag through three people and pushed the human shishkabob into a ditch where they were eaten by mountain lions. Gerard pulled down his pants and jumped into action finding all the men he could and nailing them in many uncomfortable places. Then the flute player shoved the flute into Gerard's third pussy as Gerard pulled out a buzz saw and sawed a hole connecting the trumpet player's pussy with his anus. This song is just a narrative of a marching disaster. Wake up, people.

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My Chemical Romance – Welcome To The Black Parade Lyrics

19 years ago

I think this song is about a marching accident in which the drummer pulled a gat out of his bass and shot the tuba player in the kidney. While the tuba player was bleeding to death, the trumpet player ran at the drummer and headbutted the drummer directly in the ovaries. The drummer fell over and then all hell broke loose. The clarinet player shoved his instrument so far up the butthole of the flag twirrler that he was farting in G flat, and the flag twirler shoved his flag through three people and pushed the human shishkabob into a ditch where they were eaten by mountain lions. Gerard pulled down his pants and jumped into action finding all the men he could and nailing them in many uncomfortable places. Then the flute player shoved the flute into Gerard's third pussy as Gerard pulled out a buzz saw and sawed a hole connecting the trumpet player's pussy with his anus. This song is just a narrative of a marching disaster. Wake up, people.

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Fall Out Boy – This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race Lyrics	19 years ago
I think this song is about a knitting race. It is a race to build the most elaborate and intricate fabric. Their arms are racing to build this. He is the leader in this race. he must be a very good kknitter. I had long suspected that the singer was gay, and now I am sure. Good song, guys. I think I'll go knit a sweater...

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Bush – Greedy Fly Lyrics	19 years ago
o yea? because I am poison crazy lush means sooo much to you. Those sure are some powerful lyrics. I have a fun idea: shut up.

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Bush – Greedy Fly Lyrics	19 years ago
o yea? because I am poison crazy lush means sooo much to you. Those sure are some powerful lyrics. I have a fun idea: shut up.

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Chamillionaire – Ridin' Lyrics	19 years ago
I think this song is about how hard it is to be gay in this day and age. Clearly this man has met with hardships from even the cops. His boyfriends suckin' his dick while he's driving and the cops are trying to catch him in the act. Those cops should lay off their gay profiling. damn those cops and their durty ways!

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Stephen Fretwell – Emily Lyrics	19 years ago
This guy is a schizophrenic and he named his alternate personality Emily. Whenever he gets pissed off, he blames it on Emily. What a friggin psychopath. He is freakin' out. And so are you if you couldn't figure this out for yourself. Jesus. Jesus f***ing christ people. Now go back to your bongs and joints that make you feel better about yourselves. don't worry. You'll see it eventually.

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The Fray – How To Save A Life Lyrics

19 years ago

Ok. THere is no f***ing way this song isn't about him being a fag. His boyfriend chose to become a straight guy, and now this guy is doing lines of coke because he is sad and is also mad at his ex-partner. They were together for a while until his partner went left, while the singer went right. Perhaps everyone hear ought to commit suicide, because you're worthless if you couldn't figure this out on your own.

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The Fray – Over My Head (Cable Car) Lyrics	19 years ago
You're all gay, and so's he. This song is clearly about heterosexuality, and how the idea of sleeping with women is way over his head. It's pretty obvious people. This song meaning was way 'over your head'.

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