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| 50 Cent – Gunz Come Out Lyrics
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This song is an attempt to get a friend of his to come to terms with his homosexuality. It's long been suspected that the friend in question is labelmate W. Axl Rose, a long-term sexual partner, or 'bitch', of Fifty Cent. In the homosexual offshoot of Ebonics street slang known as Figga, 'peeling the cap' means to roll back another man's foreskin, while 'fuck around' means to be sexually promiscuous. 'Hit your calf' means to slap one's penis on a male lover's scrotal sac and 'hit your ass' is self-evident. Basically the song is a call to arms to the singer's bashful rock star boyfriend to come out of the closet, a brave stance to take in the hypermasculine world of Black Music. |
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| Chris Moyles – I Will Always Eat Food (rik Waller Parody) Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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Chris Moyles is the greatest comedy genius ever to exist since the beginning of time and will only be eclipsed in brilliance when the cosmos itself erupts in a boiling geyser of exploding suns. Suns which will spell out "MOYLES" across the black void of forever.
He also stuffs puppies up his arse. |
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| Tool – Revolution Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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It's not as good as 'Pretty Girls' but it's always heartwarming to see people rise above their disabilities. I hope they keep reaching for that rainbow and raise enough to pay for Maynard's surgery. |
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| Craig David – What's Your Flava Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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I'd never really paid much attention to the lyrics of this song before and I must admit its pro-cannibalistic bias surprised me. |
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| Hanson – MMMBop Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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I'd never really paid much attention to the lyrics of this song before and I must admit its pro-Communist bias surprised me. |
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| Stina Nordenstam – Little Star Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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Shame Syd Barrett's death completely overshadowed Stina's. RIP Miss Nordenstam, every July 7th me and my friends will crack a bottle of absolut in your memory. |
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| Vanilla Ice – Ice Is Workin' It Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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In 1997 he changed his name to Molesto The Clown and is currently operating out of an unroadworthy f-reg VW camper van, in any city with lots of unattended children in it. |
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| Pink Floyd – In the Flesh II Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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I must disagree with Roger Waters when he says that blacks and gays should be burnt, just because they're a 'sickness on this earth'. I understand Pink Floyd are very popular among the far right, especially in europe, but you'd think a major band like this could show greater responsibility in regard to their political standpoint. |
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| S Club Juniors – Anytime, Anywhere Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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This lonely ballad about the child prostitute's empty life of slavery and debauche is truly chilling and can only help to bring to light a dreadfully pervasive problem in these dark times. |
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| Céline Dion – Zora Sourit Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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I've always found this song the most unsettling of Celine Dion's work, particularly the verse about using the Citroen Zora her grandfather gave her as a wedding gift to run him over on his way back from the cheese shop to end his misery and save him from a long lingering death from cancer. |
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| Nick Drake – Fruit Tree Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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Fruit Tree proved to be eerily prescient. And anyone notice that he died almost exactly five years after Five Leaves Left? |
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| Richard Thompson – Gethsemane Lyrics
| 19 years ago
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"Gethsemane" is the garden where Christ was betrayed. The song is about starting off with high hopes and being remorselessly ground down by life until you're a shambling old man with a brain tumour wondering what the hell happened. In the song, Gethsemane is the name of a fictional everytown and Cadie is a fictional body of water, so the setting is wherever you want it to be. |
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