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Fountains of Wayne – Halley's Waitress Lyrics 20 years ago
This is a great song. Halley is a reference to Halley's comet, which only comes around once every 75-76 years. So he's not complaining about the waitress for him and his friend Halley, he's just saying she's so bad that she's like Halley's comet.

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