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| DC Talk – Jesus Freak Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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Jesus was a freak...he raped my mom...he ripped her vaginal lips apart with his teeth and then turned her into sausage. This upset me but i felt better becasue we sliced her up and ate her on crackers with some chheeeeeeeeezzzee.... |
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| DC Talk – Into Jesus Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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Jesus DIED for our sins? How EMO is that!? Jesus is a damn emo kid. hey Clairpatra...FUCK YOU!!! |
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| Simple Plan – Addicted Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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Whatever city these fuckers played in is what they were addicted to. How lame is that? It's so lame in fact that when the rooster crows, Jesus spits razor blades into the bloody, faces of brittaney spears on a bad acid trip. I ripped my own mothers inner vagina lips apart with my teeth, and savored the maternal goodness and incestual death and seduction. What the fuck am I talking about? I hate this beef jerky becasue it's tougher than the oozing corns on my toes. Fuck, man I'm addicted to that shit.Waitwaitwaitwaitwait........fuck off. |
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| NOFX – Murder the Government Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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I think that I like lobster and that it's really good with some chicken terriaki. I like beef jerky and sometimes when the world is about to end my ass turns into and ice cream scoop and scoops up male balls into the mouth of hell. The bones of fornicators and the sinew of thieves and gluttons will litter the earth with you mothers ovaries. hahahahah....no seriously, fuck you. |
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| John Mayer – Daughters Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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Daughters are hot, and hot is good. John Mayer wants to fuck daughters. And daughters want to fuck John Mayer. So this is good. So the moral is that John Mayer, Daughters, and fucking are all good things. |
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| Fall Out Boy – Dance, Dance Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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I think that the band name fallout boy is a reference to the old fallout shelters from back during the cold war, because a lot of their songs have to do with the loss of love and the need to hide out from the radiation emmitted by broken hearts. The song, "dance dance" is about the singer wanting his heart to beat again because it stopped beating.....because of the radiation. keep dancing fallout boy.....we love you and know that you'll never make us emit any radiation. |
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