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The Smiths – Rusholme Ruffians Lyrics 20 years ago
Victoria Wood's "Fourteen Again" seems to have been a major inspiration for this song:

I want to be fourteen again,
When sex was just called number ten,

And I was up to seven and a half.

Boys were for love, girls were for fun.
You burst out laughing if you saw a nun.

Sophistication was a sports car and a chiffon scarf.

I want to be fourteen again,
Tattoo my self with a fountain pen,

Pretend to like the taste of rum and Coke,

Chuck my school hat in a bush,
Spit on my mascara brush,

Buy Consulate and teach myself to smoke.

I want to be fourteen again,
Free rides on the waltzer off the fairground men

For a promise of a snog the last night of the fair—

French kissing as the kiosks shut
Behind the generators with your coconut,

The coloured lights reflected in the Brylcream on his hair.

I want to be fourteen again,
For all the things I didn't know then.

When I was funny, I was famous, I was never ignored,

I was a crazy girl, I had to laugh.
I had Ilya Kuriakin's autograph.

I had no idea you could wake up feeling bored.

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Pixies – Monkey Gone to Heaven Lyrics 20 years ago
Just to add another reference - possibly Frank was thinking of the clapping rhyme:

"Three-six-nine, the goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat"

I've always thought this was an environmental song, and that the monkeys are we humans. I kind of hate to read too much into a scratch lyric, but Frank obviously tapped into something deep, even if he didn't mean to.

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