submissions
| Bush – Glycerine Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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IN 6 PAGES OF POST NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT GLYCERINE MEANS!!!!!
Point 1:
OK, first off he said glycerine. Glycerine is a product often used to make lubes, lotions, and soaps. To top this off many people from the uk refer to lubes and cream just as glycerine. So if I was going to write a song about glycerine I probably be reffering to one of the products I listed, not explosives, foods, or glycerine's chemicals attributes. If you don't believe me type in "glycerine uk" in google and the majority of results will be those products I listed, not explosives and the other shit you guys listed. Most importantly glycerine based lubes/lotions/soaps can be used by men for MASTURBATION! Again if you don't believe me type "masturbation glycerine" in google.
Point 2:
It's pretty obvious when hearing the song lyrics the singer(Gavin) isn't getting any from that girl. From the lyrics he's sounds like a lonely depressed guy thats in love with his ex girl friend. Lonely depressed men masturbate a lot!
Conclusion:
Since he title the song glycerine and the only thing a lonely depressed man would use glycerine for is basically masturbation, it's pretty safe to assume GLYCERINE IS A CODE WORD FOR JACKING OFF!!!
There are six pages of people trying to figure out what this guy is saying and not one of you said masturbation! Either you people are prude or stupid. Who the fuck would use the world glycerine as an analogy for an explosive relationship or a boring relationship? Damn people! |
submissions
| G. Love and Special Sauce – Kick Drum Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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This song is about a guy who starts dating a girl he has liked for a long time, but the girl is only semi interested in him because hes kind of a wennie. Then the girls ex-boyfriend gets out of rehab and she breaks up with the first guy and gets together with her more manly ex. Well the ex falls off the wagon so he gets fired from his job and starts beating that girl. The guy tries to save the girl and confronts the ex boyfriend, but the ex ends up kicking his ass. Now the girl has no respect for the guy and so decides to stay with the woman beater ex boyfriend. So the guy is forced into a lonely life because he's such a pussy and no one respects him. |
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| Simple Minds – Don't You (Forget About Me) Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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This song is about a guy who falls in love with a hooker he frequents. I guess she gave a mind blowing deepthroat, rim job, or something like that. But anyways he fell in love with this ho because it seems like he is treated special by her. Even though John thinks hes special, she does the specialily shit to every one of her upper class tricks. It’s a sad situation, but she won’t forget about you as long you keep paying. |
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| Nine Inch Nails – With Teeth Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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This song is about a guy who got his girlfriend knocked up and he wants her to get an abortion but the stupid bitch wants the child so he has to leave her. |
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| Hot Apple Pie – Hillbillies Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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Obviously it has to be about gay men, the word is clearly hill billies and billy is a strictly masculine name. And what straight men would want to drink strawberry wine? |
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| Tim McGraw – My Best Friend Lyrics
| 20 years ago
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this song is about tim's gay lover and how tim hides this affair from everybody but the gay lover still loves him and is loyal |
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