| Q Lazzarus – Goodbye Horses Lyrics | 9 years ago |
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I was once explicitly spoken to by a guru that this songs true title is "Goodbye Horace." Horace held the position of military tribune under Brutus, one of the chief assassins of Julius Caesar, and fought on the side of the Tyrannicides at the battle of Philippi in 42 B.C.E. But enough of the history lesson, I know what your really thinking, "How big was Horace's hog?" Romans were fond of a larger penis, their art on the walls of formerly ash-buried cities depict men and gods with larger penises than average so it's a perfectly valid question asshole. Sorry. The guru, whose name I think was Conscription "Mars Bars" Philomena the 3rd, told me this story all while complaining about a "Soccer moms" parking job he witnessed the day before. He got pretty worked up about it, even going as far as to describe what her whore children's fate will be if his God makes its long awaited return to network television. I politely declined not 1, not 2 but 14 requests for a blow job and a gentle tap of his balls and hastily removed myself from the replica Spanish galleon we had previously played an explosively game of strip Jenga in. Moral of the story is, if a guru tells you he once broke one of Princess Diana's arms in an epic dance off challenge, he's more than likely talking out of his arse. Until next time, up yours mate. |
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| The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony Lyrics | 14 years ago |
| This song is about the mans obsession with the almighty dollar. It came about over a cocktail party which was devised, but not attended by Joseph Stalin and Pete from the hit 90's TV sitcom "Two Guys, A Girl & A Pizza Place". | |
| Britney Spears – Hold It Against Me Lyrics | 14 years ago |
| No shit you fucking ignorant Moaist Pig! | |
| Girl Talk – Play Your Part (Pt. 1) Lyrics | 14 years ago |
| You fucking Stalinist Pro Choice hussy, what are you even doing here... Wait this is my ex wife isn't? Dorreen is... is that you? | |
| of Montreal – Famine Affair Lyrics | 14 years ago |
| NoCowLevel were you dropped on the head when you were a baby or were you just concieved too close to an open container of radioactive material, coz the bullshit you are spilling on about this song is enough to make any Pro Life protester wanna think for a very long fucking time. Cute nickname xoxox | |
| Dashboard Confessional – Again I Go Unnoticed Lyrics | 14 years ago |
| This is the swan song for all that is unholy and ungroomed in the world political scene right now. If dear old Maggie Thatcher were still alive today SHE WOULD BE FUCKING OFF HER TITS in rage! I disagree with all the other comments for this song... i havent read them bu i whole heartedly disagree with them all and i secretly think this band could be the warning of the End of Days. I once knew a guy that loved this band Bloated something or other was his name. Total and utter wanker bt could play the harp like a fuckin gun! Anyways if this song were a fish, it would be the kind that has only 1 fin so it swims in a perpetial circle and has those big bug eyes that only someone like Cher could envy. In short this song is puss and anyone here who disagrees needs their fucking head examined again. | |
| Regina Spektor – Aching to Pupate Lyrics | 14 years ago |
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The last time I heard this song I was working for a deaf mute by the name of "Crazy-hands Charlie". He was, in short quite the cunt, but had a nice head of hair on him. His mother was in town and she was actually quite the lady and had baked me a cake as it was my 27th birthday. She sang Happy Birthday and I blew out the candles while she began undressing, which she tended to do at most birthdays she attended these days. Charlie picked up the cake and slammed it in her face, and she fell over my vintage porn collection in particular by circa 1929 called "Ball Street Gash-Part Deux". When she got up Charlie had already made for the door while screaming the lyrics of "Mustang Sally" at the top of his lungs. Anyway... I just realised I have posted this comment on the wrong song... Knibb High Football Rules |
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| Jessica Simpson – A Public Affair Lyrics | 15 years ago |
| jessica simpson sings like a dead ox trying to submit an out-of-date tax return period! | |
| Ke$ha – A Bad Girl's Lament Lyrics | 15 years ago |
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It was Abraham Lincoln who uttered the now famous line ''ElectroPop is the music made by pure Satanic sluts'' and this song validates this quote. Its almost as if a record company found the nearest stray dog, rolled her in water mixed with flour, applied useless garden ornaments to it and gave it a recording contract... Say im wrong you fuckin assholes and i'll show you and Tony Danza ''Who's The Boss'' (Available on DVD at all good retailers and pet shops internationally)!! Kesha is to music, what a sharp stick is to a polar bear. Fucking useless, fucking dangerous and a problem for many countless Icelandic communities... I'll be honest i havent heard this song, as i have a working brain and proper moral compass, and feel i should educate the less fortunates who find this kind of ''fuck it' suck it' snort it, lick it'' culture tht is Kesha's music, is something tht should be rubbed out like the nearest polish/ irish gang bang!!! Feel free to write hate mail, comments or dental records youd like me to view, and kindly shove it up your mums cake-hole!! :) In Good Faith Fikus Writing the wrongs of musicc, and holding pop stars responsible since 2003 |
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| Simon and Garfunkel – The Only Living Boy In New York Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| This song reminds of this one time when i tried to piss in a bottle of Chivas Regal whilst humming the theme to M.A.S.H Ps hawke-eye you rock!! | |
| Kanye West – Stronger Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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WHAT A RACIST FUCK Now there really isn't more to say here but boredom and male curiosity make me want to continue with a rant. How can this guy take himself so serious. He has the appeal of a dirty sponge and the integrity of an old screwdriver you find buried in your backyard from the 50's. How is it that this guy can continue behaving like the spoilt little racist that he so is, and noone stop him?? He always seems to have his period on the exact same day as an important music awards show, and he is only gonna get worse!! What he did to Swift at the VMAs was not only disrespectful but total and utter racism in its purest and clear form. If he were a white guy dissing an african american girl he would be slammed from every media outlet and shammed from ever being invited to another awards show. But no. Somehow this fuck wit still manages to get away with his little girly fucking outbursts, which he will do to the wrong person one day. Hate to say it, he does make some great 'tunes' from others peoples music that is. Oh and i love how he considers himself one of the pioneers or 'archangels' of autotune, but it must hurt you, motherfucker when Country singers like Reba fucking McIntyre were using it years before you had ever heard of it. And you know what, Beyonce did have a great video this year but what gives you the fucking right to spoil one of the greatest thrills that Swift will ever have. THANK THE DEAR LORD beyonce had enough street smarts to clean up your mess, but listen buddy how many more people are gonne be saving your sorry arse in the future. Someone tell this loser his 17 minutes of fame are up, and fuck off into music obscurity as the biggest douche to record an album. Pure. Fucking. CUNT!!! Please someone disagree with me, i FUCKING DARE YOU coz its an argument you WILL fucking lose and a dialogue which i would love to have!!!! |
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| Def Leppard – 10538 Overture Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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This song reminds me of the time i had sex with a toaster oven. It was an unusally chilly afternoon in New York but i had forgotten to bring a sweater with me to the 34th Annual Bitches in Mud Festival (hosted that year by Lou Reed, what a bloke!!) it was at this event i witnessed something shocking also. I saw an old man giving head to a 90something Polish woman. Now im no racist but this display had my stomach wishing it could rekindle its romance with red wine, the Dutch techno scene and those old George Michael christmas CD. I asked the man simply why? To which he replied eh?? Once again id like to say im no racist, but a fit of rage ran threw my arm to my fist which inserted itself straight into this old mans face. He was more or less out of it for several days, but hears hoping for an onset of pneumnia. After these events i took the Polish lady out for some yum cha and vodka (basically the diet of an up market russian hooker Kate Moss im looking in your direction) This Polish lady may have been old but sure broke out a few nice moves at the Dracula themed bar we attended. Any way long story short this song gives me shivers whenever i hear it.........this post could do with a quote from the scripter Thou who cometh wearing sneakers and eating bali sugar, shall me destroyed and consumed by locust storm Paul Chp 12 Verse 4 Steve Austin Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Jonas Brothers – A Little Bit Longer Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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SUCK MY COCK this song made you cry, LilMissSunshineXoXo. your idea of talent, soul and respect for music makes me want to 'make it' with the nearest sloth (no not your mum) ps if this were medieval times a hot prod would be inserted up your rectom and a fly squatter would be pronounced as your 'next of kin' The Jonas Brothers are the reason farmers in Ohio play with goats and see UFOs, much like 75% of the south of the grand ol' U S of A today. Lets hope Obama brings balance to the force. |
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| Lady GaGa – Paparazzi Lyrics | 16 years ago |
| I have never seen visual shit or "bum wee" poetry before, but some of the posts ive just read about this song have me looking for the blunt end of a nuns tit. Could you bunch of sex crazed so called "fans" actually come to a collective opinion. i mean listen, natholla, honey, what or who the fuck are you to come on this site and voice your some what cuntish opinion of this song and give no interpretation simply to say "this song really annoys me" grow an opinion, grow some tits and for gods sake take the parking cone from out your arse and toss a dog off, cause honey thats all you got going for you at this stage. | |
| Kings of Leon – McFearless Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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McFearless?? Is this song straight out of Greys Anatomy or something, which would be fitting seeing as both that show and this band have caused more heartache on this Earth since when Madonna said she would return to acting. This band is the epitome of crotch-jockey bullshit, in a holier than thou society which feeds off the tits of a camel to satisfy its growing urge for self truth! I believe people when they say hell exists, coz im sure a version of this song will be played in the elevator as you descend into hell, fire and damnation. This song reminds me of someone i used to know. Makes me cringe to think about them even now, which begs the question, how many Kings of Leon fans does it take to change a light bulb?? The answer, 23. 1 to change the bulb and another 22 to look through a 2 week old edition of the New York Times searching aimlessly for a positive review on this song, or a hip Andy Warhol art piece dubbed "If the world never washed itself?" with a full page spread of each of the Leon members in crazy pastel colors. In conclusion, i feel Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption 1994, Columbia Pictures) said it best "You either get busy livin', or get busy dying". And with the help of this song, you'll prey for death or a visit by "the sisters" than have to cop an audible load on the face that this song always will bring. For more information on The Shawshank Redemption please visit your local library. Movie also available on DVD, BluRAY and Audio Book. The Shawshank Redemption 1994 All rights reserved. A Castle Rock Entertainment Film Distributed by Columbia Pictures Based on the Stephen King novella, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption. "Me?" |
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| Miley Cyrus – The Climb Lyrics | 16 years ago |
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What can you say about this up market cunt of a song? Miley truly rises to the occasion in this God forsaken "donkey-bitch ballad" which gives us an insight to how she lives her life from one underwear model to the next. If Miley were a color, she would be a Japanese flag drapped in whale blood. She uses her good judgement about as much as a dog uses table manners, but enough about her dad. I've heard better songs come outta my arse... |
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| Britney Spears – Baby One More Time Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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'slowly fall apart' people who have a dipolma in sociology become duded up toilets cleaners. Just because your a teachers pet doesnt mean you have to act like a mormen preaching bullshit to people who dont want to listen. Hoping upon all of God creation that you FAIL your fuckin assignment and become and stripper (just like your old lady) slowly fall apart=slowly becoming annoying!!! DUMB CUNT |
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| Kelly Osbourne – Papa Don't Preach Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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where do i begin to crap on about this chain smoking dumb cunt that is kelly osbourne. She is the female version of inspector gadget and has more slut features than an asian weatherwoman. If monkeys werent around in the 60's they would have fired kellys fat arse into space for tests. forsakenangel25 your idea of a small town is a camel, three ice cudes and nudie magazine, you abosolute DUMB CUNT!!! GET A LIFE!!!! if i ever knew someone as fucked in the brain as you, i would have taken naked photos of you and pasted them on the front door of the town church with the heading 'THE END IS NIGH' Kelly osbourne has the lowest of sex appeal and should have her legs stapled together for public protection! |
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| Hilary Duff – So Yesterday Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| Hilary Duff is the teenage version of Where's Wally! | |
| Backstreet Boys – As Long As You Love Me Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| the back street boys have as much talent as an Egyptian camel! i think everyone has the right to their own opinion just like i have the right to say they are all fucked in the head!!! | |
| Fleetwood Mac – Don't Stop Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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sockhead you are one stoned up motherfucker! This song is in no way written by Kurt 'Pass the Buck' Cobain, you unbeliveable dumb fuck. If people like you were in charge we would have waterproof soap! sockhead- DUMBEST CUNT EVA!!!! This song is in fact written by Christine 'show us your tits' McVie and i love the song. |
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| Leonard Cohen – Suzanne Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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This comment is in no way to bag this particular song but i feel a fire deep within my musical soul that must be put out my telling a honest truth about his man you call leonard cohen. Well let me tell ya a little story its late at night and im feeling down, as i aimlessly look for somethin good to watch when all of a sudden the tv screens shows be a scene of some half werewolf half meremaid lookin guy, with a top hat and business suit doing abosolutely fuckin nothin, yet getting the applause and pat on the back by everyone this slacker has paid off to do so. It breaks ma fuckin heart to have to see this guy every fuckin time i turn the tv on past 2 in the morning! i have seen better polish docomentaries about 'the first seed of the harvest' that have be given raver reviews that this unbelievably unhumourous unshavin sod of a dog. leonard cohen really rides up my arse you know that! i mean who does this kind of thing that is walk up and down a fuckin spanish lookin backstreet with a top hat and a business suit, its not like he has anywhere inportant to go other than the drug dealers and the whore house from where he was consived from i mean COME ON! ok ok im sorry for those of you who like this guy but....FUCKIN HELLLLLLL he shits me its like he thinks you can put together some chewing gum and masking tape and call yourself a born again christian well let me tell ya something this is one christain the galdiators should have thrown to the lions back in old ceseor time. and to top it off he does it in black and white film, dont get me wrong i LLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE any black and white film you put in front of me, but he uses it like a fuckin dog would use a compass, bth confused and somewhat dumb founded. PLLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEE let him never again be seen with my eyes cause theres just something about this guy that makes me want to break into the nearest gas station and cover myself in petrol and light the match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heaven help that poor bastard if i ever see him in person i would find the nearest pigmy, dwarf, omppa lomppa or short sailor fresh off the boat, and throw it at him. this guy............. this guy you know hes something...............truly.............. i mean his pure existence shocks the fuck through me. i would rather watch 4 hours of asian games shows [without sub titles] then ever even think about seeing this glove wearing, spin doctor on my television. |
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| Avril Lavigne – Nobody's Home Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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Absolutely Vulgar Right-Winged Iiconsiderate Loose-Cannon Likes Anything Vibrating Inside her Gigantic Northern looking Ears Come On people if it in the Bible we should take note! "Thee who cometh and play sucky music shall be consumed by fire" Matthew 10 19 |
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| Green Day – American Idiot Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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'always 4eva'.................you poor bitch! need i say more? |
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| Britney Spears – (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (Rolling Stones cover) Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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Hear Hear... I would have to say i agree whole heartedly with the above post. It is about time that britney 'look at me im as horny as a donkey with hemeroids' Spears gets what she deserves. I can honestly say that britney is a DUMB CUNT! And the fact that she thinks she can cover a Rolling Stones song is pure hilarity. It is somewhat common knowledge that a Dumb slut covering a good song, still makes her a Dumb slut! You bottomfeeder [LOL] should reconsider you next CD selection cuase as God as my witness the next person i see buying her albums will meet a fate worst than Mikus_Fikus! |
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| Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| Dear Dear me? Kelly 'Gods reason for condoms' Clarkson has me up in arms! Here we have a fine lookin girl with a voice of a somewhat virgin angel, Yet when singing live has the appeal of a beer to a donkey, and sounds more like a drunk truck-driver throwing up 2 pounds sponge cake! I can say one thing good about her and that is..........................FUCK i dont have anything good to say about this duded-up table top dancing slut! | |
| Cher – Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| you people make me sick! Thus song is about cookies, choc bloodly chip cookies to be exact. As for for your comment 'EmmaMajig' G9od forbid any guy would want your lazy arse, sack of bones in bed for all the money in the world. If you were a hooker on a street alley i would douse you with petrol and light your arse on fire. you voodoo hungry cock slapper | |
| Ja Rule – Life Ain't A Game Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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hey hey 3nna you are one hell of cunt. how could you demean poor 'LLkooL-V-' and not even get his/her name right? You are a mean individual whoi should be locked up in a glass cage and viewed by doctors and specialist from a viewing platform. How DARE you even begin to think you have the right, nigh the autohrity to comment on other people. Do you 'think' you are God or what???? you should real think about how comments you make, effect other people. FUCK YOU and your hipo loving frame of mind. If you were a donkey i would load you with soooo much stuff to carry across the desert that your back would break into soooo many pieces it would take escavators 30 years to find your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURE CUNT!!!!!! |
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| Madonna – You'll See Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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ok ok missme. You are a duded up spinster cunt. if i were a sledge hyammer i would take to you like a fat man to cake. ps i tapped into pudding and it was ffffffiiiinnnneeeeee biatch!!! |
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| Eagles – Desperado Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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MikusFikus & SlowHands rule songmeanings.net biatch! plus we think this song rocks!!!! ROCK ON U EAGLES!!!! |
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| Eminem – Superman Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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true What a FAG!!!!!!! rock on! |
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| Britney Spears – Baby One More Time Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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since i have shown all you britney fans hav a problem heres the solutions, and its dead set fuckin serious! LISTEN TO THE CORRS! They write all their own songs and they are the fuckin best. If you put britney and the corrs next to each other the Corrs would fuckin kick britneys sad cock slapped arse!!! The Corrs have TOOOOOO much talent Britney has TOOOOOO much make up and sluttiness! Britney may be Toxic, but the Corrs are Breathless!!!! |
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| Britney Spears – I'm a Slave for You Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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this song is COCK! Funny thats what cums in her mouth and goes out of her mouth TOO frequantly! Come On people am i right??? |
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| Britney Spears – I'm a Slave for You Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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this song is COCK! Funny thats what cums in her mouth and goes out of her mouth TOO frequantly! Come On people am i right??? |
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| Britney Spears – Baby One More Time Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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well britney fuckin spears, seems i must have slammed my head against a brick fuckin wall to ever consider coming to see coments on any of her 'songs'. I happen to think she is the worse fuckin excuse for a musician since monkeys were sent to space. she has the vocal ability of a dead donkey and a dress sense that makes Cher look like a fuckin Virgin! Britney Spears in some languages i have read means "Slut that takes dogs to bed" if britney spears was ever to walk near me i would run to fly kick her so fast she wouldnt know where to put legs! as for the song well what more can i say A slut fest song about coping a rute, ohh how very charming coming from the worlds most well known supposed VIRGIN!! Shes a Slut people the only thing Virgin about britney spears is her big toe. if someone comes on after me and comments that britney spears has talent, i'll fuckin crack it. she has the talent of strap on dildo. if i was to make a record of me blowing arse it would have more street appeal than this duded up, cock sucking pathetic excuse for a DUMB CUNT! BRITNEY SPEARS=DEATH OF MUSIC fuck all her like her! Thank You. |
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| Tears for Fears – Mad World Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| quite frankly most of u hear are fucked. This is SONG meanings net, not the fucking New York Times Movie critics gay function for fuck sake! This song is great and i love this version heaps more than the covers. And so help me God if anyone hangs shit on me for my opinion ill crack the shits and come after you. Don't insult others for having a different fucking opinion you comformist bastards! | |
| Yello – Oh Yeah Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| i get asian girls with asian cooking BOB yummy! | |
| The Corrs – Rain Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| This is one of their best songs. I love it cause its soo mysterious. Would love to know what others think this song is about. | |
| The Corrs – Radio Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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FANTASTIC SONG one of the best from the 'in Blue' album. I love the lyrics and the backing track to the song. Written by Sharon Corr who wrote this song the day after she wrote the Corrs other hit 'So Young' [she s too fuckin good!!!] Best part of the song: Now it's morning light And it's cold outside Caught up in a distant dream I turn and think that you are by my side So I leave my bed And I try to dress Wandering why my mind plays tricks And fools me into thinking you are there But you're just in my head Swimming forever in my head Not lying in my bed Just swimming forever EXCELLENT!!!!!********** |
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| The Corrs – Summer Sunshine Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| This would have to be my favorite Corrs song. Its sooo rocky and powerful. The lyrics are simple and confusing at the same time [where is "Coffee City" and what is "Borrowed Heaven"] Great track from a great album "Borrowed Heaven". | |
| The Corrs – Goodbye Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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This song was about their mother who passed away in late 1999. Great song, and even better live in concert. Apparently there is also some connection between their mother and the lyric Its time to say goodbye. Ive heard it was either a movie or song that she had loved. Makes me wanna cry |
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| Madonna – Beautiful Stranger Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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My favourite part of this song is the part when madonna [my favorite pop star xoxo} sings with much love and talent nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah beautiful stranger. I was once known as a lone eagle but then, as Bette Midler would say i felt the "wind benaeth my wings" { simply love the divine Miss M xoxoxox} i then became a beautiful stranger. I think if madonna was a color she would be pink with green poka dots xoxoxoxox. i think in a perfect world a good ol fashion girl like Madonna {formly known as the "Queen of the Damed"} would never have to be a....... BEAUTIFUL STRANGER P.S THE ABOVE COMMENTS WRITTEN BY ABGELEYES07 CAN QUITE FRANKLY SUCK MY ARSE AND SAVE MY BALLS FOR LEFT OVERS. ITS NAHNAH NOT DA DA YOU HUSSY [PLAIN YET TRUE!!!! U KNOW IT BITCH] AND IT IS SUNG A TOTAL OF 13 TIMES NOT YOUR 15 TIMES [COINSIDENTLY THE NUMBER THE CHINESE REGARD AS THE DAMNED NUMBER OF MONGOLIA] BUT I AM A GOOD HONEST PERSON AND WILL NOT THINK OR WRITE LESS OF U IN THIS COMMENT. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo |
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| The Mountain Goats – Cotton Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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Ok Ok this song is one that i hold dear to my heart! It was actually written and composed by a friend of my fathers. Francis Gobbler was his name and he was as hansome as he was stupid. He taught me alot about life and how to insert a wine bottle up your muff and retrieve it clean, but hey this is'nt the XXX.com and i ain't no Helen Mirren now!! Anyway he told me how he came up with the lyrics to this song. He was walking down a street one day and saw a short man in his 70's in sitting on the curb in tears. So Francis tapped the man on the shoulder and asked him if he was ok. The old man looked up and smiled and said "please child leave me be and am fine" to which the man continued to cry. Francis didnt like old men who cried so he waited for the man to turn around. He scanned the area for something til he saw a small goat. He picked up the goat and threw it as hard as he could at the old man! The old man was thrown a good 5 meters and was quite startled and angry. Francis was laughing and about to walk away but as he looked back at the old man he was shocked. The old man had goten straight up and bolted 'half leather' at Francis screaming "this ones for the Irish" towhich the old man presented a half eaten barito and slapped Francis in the face. The old man packed quite the punch and Francis was knocked cold. Francis awoke to a dark cold cave like room. He was scared and could here the faint laugh of an old man. Francis soon realised he was handcuffed as the old man enetered the room. The old man presented his penis to Francis and said "start singing Frenchie" to which the old man placed his cock in Francis mouth. The old man screamed "sing something greek to me" Francis hummed the first thing that went into his head "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thats amore" To which the old man suddenly stopped and started crying again. Francis, though cross asked the man what was wrong. The old man told him my dear departed wife used to hum that same song when i would do this to her. The old man was so upset he got and was about to leave , but as he got up he slipped and cracked his hip on a novelty reindeer sculpture. Francis got up and began to run for the door when the a woman came to the door. She was covered in dirt and sot and slapped Francis across the face. "Filthy cunt" she screamed. It was the old amns wife, Back from the dead!! Francis was froken with fear and out the corner of his eye saw a small dog. He had his wits about him and picked up the small kanine and bowled the dog square into the old dead hags face. She screamed in a demonish howl. Francis ran and ran and ran til he got to the park where he met the old man. Fancis came to the road where he met the old man and sat at the curb and began to cry. A humourous stranger came past a few seconds later and tapped Francis on his shoulder and asked "hey are you ok" Francis smiled. Its funny how things can come full circle aint it. Oh by the way the idea for the song "cotton" is because the shirt the old man was wearing was 100% cotton! THE END |
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| Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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Firstly may i say what a bunch of arse craving loose cannons you guys are for liking this scum sucking excuse for a song. This song has some of the worst lyrics known to man [and i have listened to George Michael damn wolly muff!]. Ths song has the integrity of an old Polish woman and the balls of an african buffalo. The band themselves are a as useless as a cock on a lesbian and they should go back to the hole in which they sprung out from. If this song where a duck swimming peacegully in a ripple less pond i would throw a fuckin Irishman on it. Now as for you so called 'DIE HARD FANS' suck my cock. I beleive you all should get your ears checked for shit cause if you listen to this shit for long enough your sure to collect some fuckin shit and puss that make this band the one i fucken HATE! P.S Absolutely LOVED the film clip. xoxoxoxo |
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| Phil Lynott – Old Town Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| This song is great and we may be seeing more of it as time goes past as the Irish band 'the Corrs' are covering it for their new album. They have sung the song before in concert and in acoustic sessions but now they will be recording a studio version of the song and releasing it. | |
| Elton John – The Bitch Is Back Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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MILTON BRADELY ORIGINALLY WROTE THIS SONG By Mikus Fikus This song reminds me of my favourite big brother 5 australian housemate Vesna, hear one of Vesna's ex-boyfriends is angry at the housemate over comments she made in her audition video. In particular, the part where Vesna said she dobbed him into his insurance company. Vesna has said she still loves him and wants to be with him but apparently the feeling is not mutual. In fact, we hear the ex has threatened to release some "intimate" home movies they made together. I simply love eltons version of this song. This song was ofcourse written and song my milton bradley who was more notably famous for his potraly of the tin man in the broadway musical of 'the Wizard of Oz'. Dorothy was ofcourse played my that street whore of an actress betty lee gifford [mother of kathy lee gifford]. Milton was a young gun in the board game industry inventing such games as monopoly, hungry hungry hippo and strip poker for dummies, but was hit hard by the boardgame ression of 69' or as he refers to it "that year that kid brian adams sang a song about[my idea of course]" after a failed attemp in the early 90's to re coop his losses milton released his best of album. It recieved grim reviews and sold only 15 copies [strangely enough the amount of friends and family he has!!!!] the main reason it sold only 15 copies was becasue he only had 3 songs!!!! this song, one from the wizard of oz and the anarchist anthem song titled "i cock slapped the queen" which failed in the charts much to the queens delight. relaesed in conjunction with the queens silver jubalee "much to the queen disgust". in 1998 he was given the lead in a low budget documentary about limbless snakes building a bohemian society built on gypsy foundations. The new york times said " two thumbs up, it was an orgasmic experience to say the least" it grossed over $400 million in the box office and over took such high groosses such as titanic, harry potter and debbie does donald the duck [which he also played a small role in]. then in 2001 miltons carrer took a terrible tumble whn he was charged with sexually molesting Helen Miren. It shook the foundations of the british entertainment business and he lost all his fame and forntune over 'one night of slap and tickle'. He is spoken of heavlily in the Helen Mirren tell all book, "Me, me tits and my integrity" milton retired soon after claiming emotional stress. in 2003 milton bumped into an old chum elton john. to make a long story short they both bashed raped and fondled each other after milton had words to elton about this very song. their litle fight inspired the song "yeah is the love" by the black eyed peas and suddenly "the bitch ws BACK!" Milton was back again, forever! 2 weks later he fell off a cliff in canada and died on impact with a fire truck. |
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| Blind Melon – Hell Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| i once had a friend who would make fun of my rodent like apperance. he fell off a cliff some time ago screaming "hell haf no fury like a rodent scorned" they where picking bits of that mother fuckers carcass for 3 weeks and i now believe he is nestled painfully in some cramp crevace of hell. his day of redemption had come. i have since forgiven my friend for his evil devil worshipping and have devoted my life to the lord, however if i were to see another individual as scummy as my friend i would smot them along the mountain side with a bible in one hand and crucifix in the other. | |
| Tricky – Pumpkin Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| i used to call my wife pumpkin. "Pumpkin i'd say get the fuck off the lawn bitch, i just mowed it!' one day however, after she fell off bike and landed on my prize roses, i just snapped into a fit of rage and balled my fist into her thick hobbit like skull. She lay there in the middle of my front garden wailling in pain. surfice to say i am now spending the rest of my free life in a 2 by 2 meter cell with a guy known only to his close friends as "pumpkin pusher" i now wish i had killed the bitch so i would be sent to maximum security prison instead of this hell. | |
| Prong – Pointless Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| this song highlites the need, nay the want of human contact with other animals. if we all had time for animals, im sure they would ahve time for us. the road kill you just drove over in your duded up spinster of an automobile might have had a keen sense of smell, but poor sense of sight. who are we as a society to kill a living thing and pass the mickey on to the next guy, say bruce for instance. Why should bruce pay for the hate crime that is american propaganda!! | |
| Wampas, Les – Toto Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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this song was the first one i heard on my first trip to gay paree (Paris), i remeber it well as it was played in the elevator as i ascended the Eiffel Tower. i was on my way to see lover of 3 months (tall blonde bird with armpit hair from here to kingdom come) when i got to the top however, i found a huddle of people around one side of the towers observation deck. my poor lover Heffa (spanish i'm told for cow woth pungent odour) had jumped off the tower and died on impact with a truck full of scandinavian porn. Great song, Sad situation. |
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