| Megadeth – Symphony of Destruction Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| This was the first Megadeth I ever heard and was what got me into them. | |
| Metallica – Am I Evil? (Diamond Head cover) Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| The intro of this song kicks ass. If I'm not mistaken, I think it's the "Mars" theme from Gustav Holst's "The Planets". I haven't heard the Diamond Head version yet, though. | |
| Aaron Carter – And That's How I Beat Shaq Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!!! And I even saw Limp Bizkit at the Summer Sanitarium concert in Chicago. But seriously, enough of this wigger shit! I refuse to believe that a single black person thinks his "rapping" is cool. I hope that one day Aaron Carter will get arrested (like his brother) and gets raped in prison by some black guys. Then let's see if he still wants to be black. |
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| Fall Out Boy – 7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen) Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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I'm not defending Good Charlotte or Simple Plan in any way (all pop "punk" is shit) but Tool sucks. Maynard's nothing but a gay midget who has managed to fool stupid teenage pseudo-intellectuals like you into thinking that he's a "deep, musical genius." All Tool does is play a bunch of boring riffs and annoying drums (that somehow gets passed off as "amazing technical instrumentation"), then write "insightful" lyrics about the typical stuff (death, degradation of society, armageddon, other angsty shit, etc.), and then randomly place in obscure references from the Bible, mythology, and books that high school students have to read in English and Psychology class, passing it off as "intelligent" music. And then all the Tool fans are suddenly like "OMFG!!! Maynard wrote a song about his penis! Let's go fellate him!!11 He is GOD!!!LOLOL!!!!!!1111111!!!" Not even Trent Reznor is THAT overrated. God, if there's one thing I hate more than Tool, it's self-righteous Tool fans. I mean, even Tool hates Tool fans (Hooker with a Penis, Ticks And Leeches). |
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| U2 – Vertigo Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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The only thing worse than U2 is a snobby U2 fan. They think they're so hip now that U2 has their own iPod commercial. Wow, you're on an iPod commercial? BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! Other than the shitty song (which I'll get to shortly), the U2 Vertigo commercial uses the same black silhouette style as every other iPod commercial with one exception: Bono's face (the lead singer) is visible along with the rest of the band. Every iPod commercial was the same until U2 came along and took a shit on convention. As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think. As for the "Vertigo" song itself, it's a mix of twangy guitars, unnecessary spanish, and Bono's stupid glasses. By the way, just because a singer wears stupid goggles doesn't mean that they're suddenly cool or hip. Oooh look! Bono the rock star is wearing redneck Nascar goggles, let's all fellate him for being so rebellious; take that Hollywood! They're still the same goggles that dumbass Nascar fans wear to every boring Nascar "event." Man I hate Nascar. And while I'm at it, here's a quick open letter to the NASCAR community: quit writing poems about Dale Earnhardt. Nobody cares. And no, it wasn't NASCAR's fault for not making the tracks wide enough. Nobody would watch NASCAR if it weren't for the wrecks because it's BORING. You love the wrecks because it gives you people something to talk about in your boring lives; don't get all teary eyed when one of your redneck heroes bites it, you hypocritical turds. The wall won, get over it. Anyway, back to Vertigo: this song sucks so much because of the unique tag-team trio of shitty music, the forced chic of iPod ads, and its stupid fan base. I looked around on some U2 message boards to see what the fans were saying about this song and its turgid lyrics, here's what fan member "Bob" has to say: Vertigo actually has some seriously heavy lyric - but I bet most of mainstream radio listeners will never know what they mean - I love that! It makes me feel priviledged [sic] to know what the man has to say - there are so many invaluable messages in their albums, certainly this one will be another thought provoking and life influencing scripture. Here's a sample of the "seriously heavy lyrics" in Vertigo: WoooAoo! WoooAoo! WoooAoo! WoooAoo! And who could forget this poignant verse: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, real heavy lyrics, dipshit. When Bono's not mumbling like an idiot, he's trying to be emotional by flailing his arms in the air like he's so overcome that he can't help but bellow out a limp-dick line like "I can feeeeEEEEEEeeeeeel." Pussy. |
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| KoЯn – Faget Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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No, all of you are wrong! This song is actually about a small village in Romania. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faget |
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| Limp Bizkit – Re-Arranged Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| >>turnerkr_uk: [Fred Durst] has a brilliant voice and brilliant vocal talent.>fred durst writes amazin lyrics>what do u mean he's a hypopcrite, the lyrics to break stuff are just a joke, which u obviously dont get!> p.s creed suck, theyr crap | |
| The Smashing Pumpkins – Disarm Lyrics | 20 years ago |
| This song is about nuclear war. "Little boy" is referring to the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima. | |
| Metallica – Wherever I May Roam Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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This was one of the first Metallica songs I ever heard. The only reason I don't like this song as much as their others is that they just use the exact same guitar riff over and over and by the end, it gets kind of repetitive. The solo is awesome, though. Also, does anyone know what kind of instrument is playing at the start of the song? It sounds like a sitar. |
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| Good Charlotte – Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous Lyrics | 20 years ago |
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HOW TO BECOME A POP PUNK BAND Hey kids! Do you love the "punk" bands that are on the radio and MTV so much these days? Do you want to become one yourself and make lots of cash? Here's a simple guide to follow to forming your own pop punk band: 1. Find some boyband-looking friends to join in. A lack of musical talent does not matter; the teenage fangirls will just love you all the same. 2. Always wear ties and use tons of hair gel. Make sure you shop at Hot Topic everyday to get the latest styles in punk fashion. Remember, dressing like a punk is automatically what makes you punk. You don't want to seem unhip. 3. Hire a vocalist with an annoying and whiny voice that sounds exactly like Billie Joe Armstrong. Why? Who cares? The kids will love it. 4. Sign to some major label to get lots of airplay (Never mind the fact that punk rock is not supposed to be mainstream; your priority is popularity). 5. GET AIRPLAY ON MTV!!! 6. Put one of your songs onto the soundtrack for the next American Pie movie. 7. Write songs that sound the same but cleverly disguise that fact with differing lyrics. If you are too uncreative to write it yourself, just steal something from Green Day. If it's copying from Green Day, IT MUST BE PUNK!!! 8. All song lyrics MUST be about teenage angst and rebellion against parents even if you are in your 20's or 30's. 9. In interviews, constantly remind people how RADICAL and REBELLIOUS you are!!! 10. MTV!!!!!!!! 11. Initially, constantly claim to be PUNK RAWK!!! Then, when people finally start realizing that you are not, deny your previous statements entirely and claim that you are "just music" (If possible, make it seem as if it is all the haters' faults). 12. Did I mention MTV yet??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have become a pop punk band!!! Now just sit back, relax, and wait for badly written slash fanfiction about you to start appearing on the internet. That's the sure sign that you have become successful! |
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