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| Widespread Panic – Jack Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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That above definition is proof that hippies have no concept of reality...particularly if they spend most of their time shootin' squirrels, rippin' bingers and sniffin' teeners while being the Flemmish King of Rocky Hocky.
Song is about one thing and one thing only...shopliftin' the pooty from the queen while no one's lookin'. Period. If you know much about cards you'll know most of that is contrived.
Stick to slaughtering rodents... beware of Peta and In Earl We Trust. |
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| Widespread Panic – Love Tractor Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This song is about a girl with a ziplock bag full of pharmies, a cowboy hat in a Volvo, a bitter cold night, some beers, a drive past Stony Knob...Doc Watson on the cassette, wool socks on the dash and one poor wabbit who zigged when he should have zagged. |
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| Widespread Panic – Big Wooly Mammoth Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This is a very deep song and quite powerful...shows man's evolution from the stone age through the stoned age...how we've grown as a people through biblical times (Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat) to a society so advanced we can imbibe enormous amounts of substances cooked up in dirty tubs in West Virginnie and send ourselves into a lather of convulsing, glowstick tossing, lighter throwing idiots.
Yet the subtle genius is that the biblical Scholar Jojo of Oxford points out that we haven't grown at all. We've gone from stoning sinners to throwing lighters, tequila bottles and fatties at our modern day profits.
Truly a conundrum, wrapped in a riddle, cradled in an enigma, drowned in cheap red wine.
We may never know the truth. |
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| Widespread Panic – Coconut Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Contrary to Be Your Own Girl's prognosis there is more to Panic then Widespread Panic then cocaine, alcohol, and the pot. The music represents so much more: molly, ecstacy, heroin, oxycontin, sassafrass, Tic Tacs, Doggie Xanax, and whatever else is in that vixxen's ziploc of tricks n treats.
This song is first and foremost about pirate treasure. Booty booty booty. How could she miss this? I recommend that BeYourOwnGirl play some baseball and have a bisexual encounter it will open her eyes to a whole new world. |
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| Widespread Panic – Wondering Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This is a new ditty about whether those mo-mo's at Browncat will either send me my tickets or send me my money order because these userfriendly twats have done neither. |
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| Widespread Panic – Better Off Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This was originally called A Farewell to Mullets then changed to Farewell to T. Lavitz ...before finally being renamed by Nance because he wanted to keep his mullet. |
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| Chicago – 25 or 6 to 4 Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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I thought it was about the number of Molly hits Freakshow sold at the Chattoaboogie show. I could be wrong though. I do know that one is the loneliest number just ask grandma. |
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| Widespread Panic – I'm Not Alone Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Song is about armscrewing some beer...eatin' bad cheese and bein' sad because your girl ran off with the Amway salesman. Apparently this song was written by JB after Kelly Jo davis told'em that she was tradin' her love for Panic for a Ponzi scheme selling huckstar. He apparently fell into a bit of a funk and lived off Krystal burgers and Black Label beer spending most of his time shuckin' on his recliner. Hence he wasn't alone..just blew. |
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| Widespread Panic – Fishwater Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This song is about the stuff that's in the pot of a boil. Developed from jam to song...
there are also several references to Pill Poppin Petey's buddy Dallas who only wants to smell it and would just like one (more). |
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| Widespread Panic – C. Brown Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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JB said once in an interview if there was any sort of theme behind their music. all the members of the band replied no...JB said 'well there is one...love your dawg.'
true. |
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| Widespread Panic – Blight Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Songs about sittin' around a Tony Montanaesque pile of ginder or yah yoo as some people call it. Tongues n bumps off the table...addiction...diarhea...huffin ether and being a general run of the mill junkie.
I give it to bumps up. |
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| Widespread Panic – Hatfield Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Written by JB for his friends T&L Ewing. Historical account about Charles Hatfield and his brother hired by the Wide Awake Society of San Diego to bring water to the town in a drought.
This song also is about a big fat German lady who gets drunk, plays all sorts of different blues on all sorts of differently stranged banjos. She also lures the children to her home like scylla and charibdes with pies and booze...her daughter also helps in this corruption of children by going around the neighborhood with a 6 pack of assorted beers:Usually Pabst Blue Ribbons and Gennie Cream Ales.
The Hatfield family is currently under investigation for running a child pornography ring. |
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| Widespread Panic – Aunt Avis Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Songs about Mikey...wasn't written about him at the time but it might as well have been. It's about him and the band's love for him and how to continue despite all the grief in their hearts. |
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| Widespread Panic – Casa Del Grillo Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Songs about crossin' the border without a green card...movin to Vail and slinging bindles in The Smuggler... it might also be about Elian Gonzales and Janet Reno |
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| Widespread Panic – Blackout Blues Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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About gettin' drunk in the Va Highlands and bein generally useless...also about gettin kicked in the head n out of bed... oh they also in special bootleg versions they mention trying to start a Marcus Garvey like exodus to that third world nation known as Mississippi. |
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| Widespread Panic – Arleen Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Song's about bein' a pederast like Jesus in Lebowski, 'cept you're watchin' Andy Griffith and lookin' for cocaine in the fridge (see Contentment Blues review)...this song is mostly about spun out molly heads screamin the wrong time...thinkin' 10:13 when JB says 10:30...don't call it dope for nuthin. Songs got a great beat and is easy to dance to even if it's about being a dirty lil fat man in a trailer livin' off HungryMan's and watchin gay porn like that kook on ezboard |
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| Widespread Panic – Christmas Katie Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This song is about a blow up doll Sonny got for Christmas. Unfortunately Schools tried to give her a Cleveland Steamer after the Little Rock Show and she busted. Band nearly broke up. Luckilly, Nance took the patch kit from Col Bruce's Huffy Omni 12 speed and patched her up...with the help of some of Jojo n Gomer's sniffable rubber cement. |
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| Widespread Panic – Contentment Blues Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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Panic's got the girlies in the coupe
Like the Colonol's got the chicken.
Song is about Cocaine which is known in athens as chicken. It's a code word that was first used at The Taco Stand and later the Georgia Bar. You'd order a chalupa and a two piece chicken con columbia. Get a greasy slab of trapdoor mexican and two bindles. |
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| Widespread Panic – Papa Johnny Road Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This song is about goin' to the State Fair..gettin' drunk...beatin' people up...oh and most importantly eatin' corndogs...
Hold me tight, flyin through the air
Corndogs comin' n were' almost there
laufed real har, devil eggs are scared
I go a reel good mine to leap some fences |
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| Widespread Panic – Little Kin Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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This is me, JB and Schools favorite song. Schools described it as "a greasy slab of funk." Song is very personal to all...Schools in particular because he is adopted...the references to looking like one's parents and jb growlin' 'Maaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa!' will grab you by the boo boo. |
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| Widespread Panic – Radio Child Lyrics
| 21 years ago
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It means it's time to get a beer, see Larry, or just use the bathroom. I don't care what Woobs says about this song...it's just not all that, although it does appear in really hot shows I'll give her that. |
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