| Avril Lavigne – Who Knows? Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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See, if I was going to die the next day I would definetly get my nails done. See when you die your nails continue to grow, so its important that they look good. Then I would like call my boyfriend and tell him that I am going to give him the best sex of his life. Because then, like on the day that I am dead, he would be like, "oh damm I was going to get the best sex of my life but now I will have to go home and knock off...and man did you see her nails! That is so hot." And I would be like 'pysche!!'. I hate him anyway. He is like almost gay or something, because he likes that girl velma on Scooby Do and she is like almost a dude. Then I would be sure to use a lot of femine cleanser before I died so I wouldn't smell too much while people are looking at my nails. |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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Sniff, sniff.....sniff....ah Clarice I would like to treat you to a pussy platter dinner. I have invited my friend 7772pac777 to dinner this evening. He won't be joining us for the platter he prefers "rap"-ed hot dogs in a creamy sauce with a light vinegarette. As we dine with pussy and the dogs in 7772pac777's mouth we will listen to the soothing sounds of emineme's "big weenie." A sweet compelling song of manhood in the 'hood.' 7772pac777 will caress Skookumchuk and play Parchesi with us. With his limited education, it will be fun to see him struggle and squirm against his own lack of potential. Then when the music is over and the weenies are snuggled inside of 7772pac777 we can cut a small hole in the poster I have of Emineme and place our most intimate of body parts through the hole and 7772pac777 will lead us on a virtual reality experience as he moans and raps as Emineme would while having an gender reversal Electra complex with his facile John Thomas father Curt. Hmmm...I think that would be nice.......don't you Clarice? |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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I think my hero and personal speech coach said it best: "Our nation must come together to unite." - US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001) Why are we fighting? What I said I meant. What I posted was true. Where I live is cold. How I eat is fast. When I pee I cry. But that is no reason to fight, is it? While I am Jung at heart, I don't think my superior intellect should cause such strife. Loving your penis is not necessarily gay. I love my penis. I call him Skookumchuk. I think of him as a small odd shaped person who lives in my pants. I love him deeply. There are times when I feel like he and I are one. He likes pussy cats, but for some reason they try to eat him whole. I had a cat. But I had to kill it. Emineme obviously feels the same way. "Big Weenie" rhymes with "I love my penie". I believe he does love his penie enough to write this song about him. Let's do something. Let's come together. Let us think about "Big Weenie" and come together. If we think hard and long "Big Weenie" will allow us to come together. Come together, over me. |
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| Barenaked Ladies – A Lyrics | 21 years ago |
| Hey SNMNMNM....when I fart it sounds better than the Beatles. | |
| Barenaked Ladies – A Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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Me: "Foof, foof, foof, foof, foof .... oh this gives me a headache...foof, foof, foof....there.....Hi" BNL-Betty: (not saying anything, but giving a smoldering look) Me: "It’s been one week since you looked at me..." BNL-Betty: (Condensation starting to appear on her taught plastic surface) Me: (Winking)...Cocked your head to the side... BNL-Betty: (Plastic color starting to turn red as it is rubbed) Me: "...and said I’m angry..." BNL-Betty: (Still not saying anything, but seemingly starting to swoon) Me: "...hmmm...." Me: "...Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..." BNL-Betty: (A small pustule of non-organic matter begins to form in her artificial tube of a mouth. It begins to ooze a brown-green discharge which has square black-brown chunks that, for whatever reason, start to take the shape of Ringo. The Ringo puss dribbles to the floor and burns through the economically sensitive oriental rug bought from Target. The generally viscous, yellowish-white fluid formed from infected auditory tissue otherwise known as Ringo-puss starts to sing Yellow Submarine and spurt white cakey wads of mop-haired cholesterol balls. BNL-Betty starts to lose air as her plastic color turns a putrid green. The dog in the house start to bleed a slimy yellow custard from his eyes. The Tivo turns on the TV and begins recording Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and armageddon begins to take over....) Me: "....oh...ah....Five days since you laughed at me saying, Get that together come back and see me...Whew that was close...." |
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| Barenaked Ladies – A Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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A is for [A]wesome, totally friggin [A]wesome. This band, and this song, are [A]we-inspiring. I have heard that this song is about [A]utism. [A]urther was an [A]utistic kid that Kevin Hearn knew in High-School. [A]urther drank like a fish and died early in life. Kevin and [A]urther were in a jazz band together (hence the "Thelonius Monk" reference). This song and others like it are why the Bare Naked Ladies will become, and are becoming, the best band in history. I predict that the Bare Naked Ladies will surpass the Beatles in roughly 1 1/2 years. Bare Naked Ladies have such depth and the songs (like this one) have so much meaning. When I first heard this song I [A]ctually cried. It is [A]stonishing with it's sweeping use of [A]lliteration and [A]llegory. Man am I jacked! I really love this band. I am so glad that other "Naked Ladies" like myself are fans. I [A]ctually bought one of those "BNL-Betty" blowup dolls. I like to sing to it really fast like they do and imagine that she is Ed Robertson or Steven Page. Sometimes, I sing Beatles tunes to her and pretend that she gets sick and pukes on me. |
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| Modest Mouse – Nothing New Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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This song is about nothing. Nothing is the lack of anything. A void of matter. However, nothing does have the component of time. In other words, when you go to look, there is nothing there. Looking for nothing involves "when", as in: "Hey, get me a beer" "There aren't any left, there is nothing in the fridge" "Really? WHEN did you look" "About an hour ago...leave me alone, I am looking at catalogs...Do you think we should get your Dad a Garden Weasel for Christmas?" "You should look again, I just came from the store, there should be some there now" "I just looked again, there is nothing there....maybe it should be a subscription to People magazine, he is kind of metro and might like to look at all the dresses from the Oscars" As you can see from the above example, looking for nothing involves time. Each time you look for "nothing" you will find a "new" nothing. This song is about how "nothing" is always new because the time dimension has changed and therefore the "nothing" that was there before has changed and is now "new". Modest Mouse, up until the time they sold out, were deeply into quantum mechanics, general relativity, and string theory and this song reflects their interests. |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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Carl Jung was a younger college of Sigmund Freud, and he was Swiss which means he also wrote some good rap tunes. Here is a good synopsis: "Jung believed in astrology, spiritualism, telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance and ESP. In addition to believing in a number of occult and paranormal notions, Jung contributed two new ones in his attempt to establish a psychology rooted in occult and pseudoscientific beliefs: synchronicity and the collective unconscious." Also this: "Synchronicity provides access to the archetypes, which are located in the collective unconscious and are characterized by being universal mental predispositions not grounded in experience. Like Plato's Forms (eidos), the archetypes do not originate in the world of the senses, but exist independently of that world and are known directly by the mind" Therefore: Big Weenie = Big Daddy Big Daddy = Alpha Male Alpha Male = Man of Letters Man of Letters = Guy who can spell Guy who can spell = Chick Magnet Chick Magnet = Big Weenie See, it is all so logical. This song is about the "Penis" and usually most Dad's are dicks so this song is about how all of us hate our father. |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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Ah, but how then do you account for this: "Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? " That, my friend, is Jumbo-Jungian. That is Juper-Duper Jungian. There could not be any more Jung in this song if he bought all the Jungs on E-Bay and held a party for Junior Jungian Jugglars. And what's more, the "Big Weenie" is a reference to Long Jung Silver the porn star. |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
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Here is an excerpt from the interview: August 4, 2003 Full transcript of Emineme interview Detroit rapper EMINEME talked Monday to Dick Clarke about his phenomenal success in the music industry. Unfortunately Dick was late for a Dorian Gray Convention and could only ask a very few questions. Editor's note: The numerous profanities in the conversation have been replaced much less vicious words. CLARKE: I am not that familiar with your work, but they tell me you sold a lot of music so I need to talk with you about how you've sold four million records in five weeks. Shouldn't that be four million records in four weeks? I am not that good at math. EMINEME: NO, you old [Crusty-mellon]. I was feeling frustrated by the [Custard-Smelling] lyrics I was writing at the time. The record company wanted a single to top "My Name Iss". So I gave the label a fake song just to say, get off my [Baby-making] back. Nobody understand the pressure. I need to be good really [Fudge-chasing] good. There are so many pressures on me and I need a way to release the pressure. CLARKE: Hold on a second, I have to fart. Whew, I can't hold them in anymore. What kind of release are you talking about? EMINEME: Man does that [Sugar-crumbs] smell. Can I move back a few feet? Anyway, I am talking about the release when I am alone. You know, a little "mano-a-metacarpus". A little "ham gripping". Sometimes I feel like my hand is the mother and my privates as the father I never had. CLARKE: In what way? EMINEME: Man, it still smells... CLARKE: Sorry, I hope I didn't make a stain. EMINEME: Dude, you should see a doctor about that. CLARKE: Just answer the question. EMINEME: Man I can't think straight...I gota go |
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| Eminem – Big Weenie Lyrics | 21 years ago |
| This song is about Jungian analysis and the archetypal image of the large penis as father figure. I have heard that Eminem wrote this during a fit of passion with his hand. On an interview with Dick Clark he said "Sometimes I see my hand as the mother and my privates as the father I never had." | |
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