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Guttermouth – Abort Mission Lyrics 21 years ago
its friday night i've got a date
with this vegan girl kate
you know i really like her style smile style

whoa! i love you kate but you've gone to far
you won't even sit in my brand new car
it's got reclining bucket seats and a cd player
so what's your fucking beef
is it my cozy leather seats
is it the covers made from sheep
then i guess that we can walk and walk and walk

what kind of guy do you think i am
you only take off your shoes when you're in japan
bought this outfit just for you
so what if they're suede and now my jacket too
so what am i supposed to do
i'll freeze to death and get the flu
ok i'll do it just for you

and you you you we made it out and we had an ok time
i caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
she said i'm sorry mark i hope that you pull through next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
i tried to fuck her and you know what happened then she said that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin
hey what's your problem

last friday night you know i had this date
it was with this vegan girl i think her name was kate
if you're lookin for some action or if you want to score just eat some bark or acorns and she will like you more than me

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Guttermouth – Abort Mission Lyrics 21 years ago
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