Its true! I am a smoker, and proud of the fact. I'm not one of the poor souls who bought into all the awesome advertising, because I believed I could ride horses or something, I started smoking because I wanted to. I like smoking, and I like orange Mt. Dew. Is that so bad? No, I'm a pretty good guy, I just have a few vices. We all do. The pretty model...probably does coke. The slick business pro...probably gay. We all have something wrong with us, why not be proud of these differences?

Ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? That was today. I just started working at Wal-Mart, I do the OVN Stock stuff, we basically come in at night whenever they close shop, and unpack crap and set it up real perty like. Its really easy work, but the other people that work there, they act like its the hardest job ever. And everytime I hear this shit, (I've heard it 3/4 days I've been working) I always think of the conversation from Clerks between Dante and Randall about the worst job ever...and I totally agree. A jizz mopper has to have the worst job ever. The management is all pretty cool, but my fellow employees have something to bad to say about all of them. I think I might have even given the impression that I didn't like one of them. See, do any of you that read this have a problem when you're dead tired and you start to talk funny? Well, last night I was exhausted and we were picking up crap around the store. Well, I was telling one of the guys I work with about the guy that trained me, and he took the story the completely wrong way, and it made the manager look like the bad guy. Oh well, Wal-Mart is better than being a jizz mopper. One Love, Tranquil