Sunday: USWF. DEATH TOURNAMENT. Milhouse (Stanson) and Greg (Drew) started things off with a lightbulb match that rocked the house, even if they had some major time constraints. I doubt the spinebuster spot through the deck steps will ever be surpassed in terms of brutality. Good job, guys. By the way, Greg won. Next was Smokey & Scotty Slotts (Mike Phelan) in a Thumbtack match. After a brutal Angel's Wings (Sitting Pedigree) onto the tacks, Smokey got in my face. I had to layeth down the law and POWERBOMB THAT SHIT DOWN~! The crowd popped big time. Aside from that, it was a great match which involved some big time juice from the Smokester. Smokey wins after a Smokey Stash to the tacks. I reluctantly count the three...... The last Death match was Mr. Glen taking on Loverboy in a Thumbtack Balloon/Ladder match. This match was the f'n crazy shit, with Lover taking a deck spot in nothing but a pink G-string. Very sexual. The other non-Death matches were good too, Xtreme v. Draven in particular. X is just a fucking amazing wrestler. Big props to Draven too. The Battle of the Steves was a success! Monday was the blah blah blee blee bloo. I did skip gym for the second Day 7 in a row. I hope I don't get caught. Nothing special happened. Everyday I find it harder to get up and go to school, I mean, every bit of work is meaningless now. Hell, if you aren't graduating, you should know it by now. Unlike years before, I am NOT failing any classes, and should pull into the finals with an 85+ accumulative average. Fo sheezie. One mad phat shout out goes to Rob Van Ulmschneider who answered my e-mail in his latest Rob Journal. Keep on fightin' those fires. You are a true American hero. Current Music: Deviates - "The End"

Aha....with a rant out of my system I will now update thee about my day. Simply put....today absolutely sucked. Usually Fridays are somewhat entertaining, as most people are anxious to get out of school and do whatever they do on weekends, but today....no excitement, no nothing. I felt like I was smack dab in the middle of one giant BOREgasm. The only good period was B where I got assembled into my new project group of Tom Kane, Matt Karalekas, Jackie Grossi, and Cris "CYAHHHHHHH" Ryan. I know all of them good except for Jackie & Matt, but they seem cool. Funny, I always though Jackie hated my 'group' in Video Production (Matt Carpenter, Rob Ulmskittles, Ben Caccia, and Seany Foxw00ds) due to our lobnoxiousness (loud & obnoxious nature). I guess not. Well, good to know that not everyone hates my presence....woe is me. At Lunch, I sat by myself for a few minutes until I decided to move over and join Ryan, Cassie, and Ray. I wonder where the BACK TABLE OF DOOM~! crew went. I ended up seeing them towards the end of lunch. Perhaps they moved and didn't tell me. Woe is me. So, where do you guys sit now? I feel lonely at Lunch. After school, the Cable Guy came to fix my modem problem. Turns out that all I did was hit a button, which shut my internet off. Yes, I am that fucking dumb. The guy was mad that the customer service couldn't help me over the phone, but then said that this type of stuff happens all the time and causes unncessary house calls. My mom just arrived and brought with her the gift of a Chelo's Chicken Frisco Salad, I shall partake very soon. And oh yeah, my CD Burner absolutely rules it all. Why I didn't get one of these sumbitches earlier in my life, I'll never know. Current Music: Soulfly - "Seek and Strike"

Christian Service was today. I do mine at the Feinstein Alzheimer's Center where no one remembers what you say and you have to nod along with their crazy stories, because if you don't, you scare them. Aside from that, nothing really happened today, thus kinda negating my entry's title. Notice that I have nothing much to talk about in this journal? No introspectives on my feelings or adventures in other states, just a recap. And recap I shall do. Current Music: Psychotica - "Starfucker Love"

Woke up @ about 9 to go out and get a CD Burner. Congratulations Allan, you have finally entered 2003. Shit, I've finally entered 2000 for that matter. I mean I'm the computer king, and I didn't go for a CD Burner until NOW. Wow. Allan McPoor, Allan McLazy. I made the trek to Sean Wolf's house to film our Reilly project that I mentioned in the last entry. It took like four hours thanks to us laughing nearly every take, but it was finally done. I don't want to spoil the ending, but all I can say is..... CHA CHING. I'm pretty much in for the night now, as I need to get my rest for the USWF tomorrow. First taping in two weeks. Jo Jo Sushi = Number One Ref! Current Music: Kataklysm - "In Shadows and Dust"

Not too bad day at school today. I managed to get by without a conflict. First came Accounting. Now, for those of you who don't know me (but really, if you don't, why are you reading this journal?), will know that I absolutely despise the subject. I took it because my guidance counselor told me to take something that involves Math, even if its not a real Math class. So I opted for Accounting. This class is just a huge gigantic pain the derriere. So much writing, so much busy work. Today, I finally finished a packet the class has been working on for a few months. I apparently was 'lagging behind' (not really, I was the last one finisher, but not by much); and this upset my teacher greatly. She's a nice lady, but she's always up my ass about this stupid packet. Well, thank the heavens that this sumbitch is done. Gym.....still gay. Nothing to see here..... Religion.....still boring. But at least today I participated. I held my own in a class populated by the upper echelon of .1 femaledom, fo sheez. Video Production, I shot a Jo Jo Sushi interview. Jo Jo Sushi is a recurring character in my life, he's supposedly a B-movie star, crappy singer, dancer, referee, and wrestler who has an old lady fetish. Yeah, weird guy. I kinda got the character off a roleplaying website. So if that guy ever reads it, I'm fucked. Then we had our first real Christian Service class. What a waste of 55 minutes. All we did was talk about our experiences, WHICH WE DID IN OUR JOURNALS WE WROTE FOR THE TEACHER! ARRRGHHH! I could've done this elsewhere and had 55 minutes of freedom.... Finally, Reilly. We took a vocabulary test then watched a presentation. Boy was it boring, even if I consider one of the people in the video a quasi-friend. She's nice and all, but I didn't care about Pablo Neruda. No offense, its just not my thing. Finally, I went home. At about 6, my father picked me up to go driving. Yeah, I know I'm lazy as shit. I didn't go for Driver's Ed until September of 2002, and I'm getting my license on May 8th. Then again, if I did get my license earlier, I don't know what I would've done, considering the fact that I wouldn't have had a car, but then again I won't have one after May 8th.....oi.... At about 7:30, I began work on the Dante project I'm shooting tomorrow for Reilly (much like the afformentioned presentation). I worked for 3 hours, and I still don't think I have enough material. We'll see when we shoot it, I guess. Its nearly 10:45, and I'm thinking of going to sleep very soon to take me away from this little Inferno of mine. Current Music: AFI - "Death of Seasons"

I have recently rediscovered my fondness for a certain Finnish Metal group, HIM (His Infernal Majesty). They sound completely unlike any other band I've heard before. So yeah.....HIM rules all... Current Music: HIM - "Sigillum Diaboli"

Today was fun. I skipped gym first period to hang out with Seany & Dancin' Matt Stanson in the Cerros Class Skip Emporium (G-14). Nothing much was done except some Soul Calibur talk, and wasting time. Regan bored me to death with a lesson on Muslims. Bah! I hate all religions, muslim, jew, catholic, satanist.....needless to say I'd rather be doing something else. Periods B & C were a fucking madhouse. Cerros left to do something halfway through the period and left Sean Wolf in charge. Needless to say this just resulted in bad, bad things. So much chaos, and now my friend Matt Bennet hates a fellow classmate, Kati Collins for seemingly no reason. Oi. Then, a Literature test I didn't prepare for. I think I still did pretty well, because a lot of it was objective. Fuck it, I'm graduating, I could give a damn about 4th Q. Finally, Keefe, where I went on a rant about Anna Nicole Smith, and talked Homestar Runner with Kati Collins, and tried to tell her why exactly Matt Bennet hates her. One thing that pissed me off today was Matt's assholery towards her....he said some mean fucking things. Now I, by no means, hang out or talk to Kati Collins much, but he treated her like shit, and I don't like to see girls get yelled at like that. If I wasn't so lazy, I would've popped him in the mouth. Bennet's cool most of the time, but there are times when he tends to be a dick. For the most part, I like him though. Current Music: Sepultura - "Refuse/Resist"

Inspired by Rambo Rob, I have decided to create a journal of semi-epic proportions, where I rant about every day occurrances, and tell you all about my crappy, boring, lazy life. Allan Facts: The origin of 'Nevermortal' - Back in 2000, Raven had recently debuted for the WWE (then WWF). I was watching a match of his, whilst listening to a song called "Blashyrkh" by a band called Immortal. Suddenly, a spark ignited within my mind....Combine the two to form an ominous, spooky screen name! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!! Wrasslin - I wrestled for a federation called XRW (Xtreme Rhode [Island] Wrestling] from 2001-2003, and I am now a referee for the premiere backyard wrestling company in Rhode Island, USWF. I have been a fan of wrestling my entire life, and probably will never stop, no matter how crappily the WWE is nowadays. Music - I listen to nearly all forms of metal, and some punk rock. My favorite bands include Cradle of Filth, Slayer, AFI, Misfits, Tiger Army, Sepultura, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, In Flames, Anthrax, Metallica, Dimmu Borgir, and CKY. School - I currently attend LaSalle Academy in Providence, RI and I'm a senior. Next year I will be enrolled in the local instituion, Rhode Island College. Computers - I'm on my computer all the time. I love it. Its something I look forward to every day after school. I still need a CD Burner though! Arrrghhhh! Ok, that's about it. Current Music: Sentenced - "Killing Me, Killing You"