• My Boyfriend's Greasy Friends

    by masterbate ME!!! on March 24, 2003
    My boyfriend has these two good friends, Jay and Travis. I swear, Jay looks as if he rubs vasaline into his hair everyday, and Travis looks even worse, but Travis has a girlfriend. She's greasy too. Wessels isnt greasy, but he has a crush on my aunt, so he might as well be greasy.
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  • My Boyfriend's New Shoelaces

    by masterbate ME!!! on March 21, 2003
    He got new shoelaces today. They're yellow. I can't believe he got YELLOW shoelaces. Sigh. I suppose they're better than RED...but YELLOW? He and auntie rozz are turning into shopping buddies. I know ALL ABOUT her 17 year old fetish...she better watch it...
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  • How Fat I've Gotten

    by masterbate ME!!! on March 21, 2003
    My black dickies dont fit. I almost cried. I want pants that fit. I think I'll cry now.
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  • My Day At School

    by masterbate ME!!! on March 18, 2003
    I hate school. I wish it didnt exist. Actually, I wish we graduated after Sophmore year, then this would be my last year. I know everything I'm going to need to know, it's not like I need to know all about WW2 to get into culinary arts school. I hate school. I had a block day today and it SUCKED ASS. Two hours listening to Senorita Alverez babble in ESPANOL about MEXICO was just a bit too much...sigh. I wish i didn't have to go.
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