awakenpunk's Journal

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  • Elizabeth Taylor

    by awakenpunk on March 24, 2011
    RIP Elizabeth Taylor!She was a wonderful person and actress. If you absolutely adore elizabeth taylor stop reading! You been warned. Okay so Elizabeth taylor died as you all know by now. What i didnt know is that she got married 8 times! I mean that is impressive, kinda whore-ish almost. But i do admire her determination to find love? haha.. i dont think i would marry 8 times, would you? I think after my 4th divorce i would be like okay maybe marriage is not for me. But if anyone could do that then it was her because she was so pretty, im sure she could have gotten married 100 times probably haha. But yeah rest in peace Elizabeth taylor, a true hollywood star :) unlike todays crappy actresses cough* cough* linsday lohan scarlett johanson among others.
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  • Oh noooo...

    by awakenpunk on March 10, 2011
    Cap'n Crunch is going to disappear! This is a sad day in America. Thanks to health activists who care about what you eat, about your cholesterol, and about your bloody fiber, Cap'n Crunch will be retiring soon. Cap'n Crunch is one of my favorite cereals, why!!!! Sure it has tons of sugar but you can make up for it by doing 50 push up 2 hours after eating it, right? Stupid health activists! Why dont you make coke disappear? Or alcohol? Or Mcdonalds? Anyway i gotta go to the store and buy what will probably be my last Cap'n Crunch box cereal :(.. so bye for now!
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