awakenpunk's Journal

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  • 10 Reasons Why I'm a Better Driver Than You!

    by awakenpunk on July 11, 2011
    1- Zero tickets & zero crashes 2- I drive fast 3- I anticipate your mistakes 4- 20 20 eye vision 5- Fearless 6- Yellow means go baby 7- Yield doesn't mean stop 8- I use my turn signals ALL THE TIME 9- I don't text or talk on the phone while driving. 10- I have gotten away from cops! (yes i admit maybe i got lucky those times but still, i'd like to see you even try!)
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  • Super 8

    by awakenpunk on June 11, 2011
    I watched super 8 earlier today. It was a huge dissapointment. They throw you the name a million times; Steven Spielberg, so you go and you expect something amazing something at the very least great.And what you get is a good film with great acting from the children. The children alone will not fool me into liking the movie. The ending sucked, i felt like i was watching a Japanese anime, they are known for having crappy endings againg and again. I suppose it is a happy ending but is not a good ending, it feels rushed. I went to the movies expecting a super 8 and i got a 7. Don't get me wrong a 7 is a good score in my book but i just was expecting more. Don't expect something amazing, it is simply a well acted, good story with a crappy ending movie. A decade from now not many will remember it i'm afraid.
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  • Elizabeth Taylor

    by awakenpunk on March 24, 2011
    RIP Elizabeth Taylor!She was a wonderful person and actress. If you absolutely adore elizabeth taylor stop reading! You been warned. Okay so Elizabeth taylor died as you all know by now. What i didnt know is that she got married 8 times! I mean that is impressive, kinda whore-ish almost. But i do admire her determination to find love? haha.. i dont think i would marry 8 times, would you? I think after my 4th divorce i would be like okay maybe marriage is not for me. But if anyone could do that then it was her because she was so pretty, im sure she could have gotten married 100 times probably haha. But yeah rest in peace Elizabeth taylor, a true hollywood star :) unlike todays crappy actresses cough* cough* linsday lohan scarlett johanson among others.
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  • Oh noooo...

    by awakenpunk on March 10, 2011
    Cap'n Crunch is going to disappear! This is a sad day in America. Thanks to health activists who care about what you eat, about your cholesterol, and about your bloody fiber, Cap'n Crunch will be retiring soon. Cap'n Crunch is one of my favorite cereals, why!!!! Sure it has tons of sugar but you can make up for it by doing 50 push up 2 hours after eating it, right? Stupid health activists! Why dont you make coke disappear? Or alcohol? Or Mcdonalds? Anyway i gotta go to the store and buy what will probably be my last Cap'n Crunch box cereal :(.. so bye for now!
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  • I remember you

    by awakenpunk on February 24, 2011
    Listening to the Ramones song "i remember you" i remembered a lot of people that have "dissapeared" of my life. The following persons have dissapeared out of my life, some by choice, others i have no idea what happened to them, and others well, its personal.



    Kathleen Saunders

    Lauren Wright

    Stephanie Broderick

    Claudia Melendres

    Christina Serafin (this one is questionable, right jeneve?)

    Alana Mcdonough

    Josh Trent

    Chris Johnson

    PJ Hall

    Nicole Paige Jorgensen

    Aracely Cuellar />


    And that is it, well there is more but i forgot their last names, no point of putting their names without a last name. I remember all of you, quite well. So like Joey Ramone sung, I remember you UuUuUuUuUuUu I remember you UuUuUuUuUuUu i remember you UuUuUuUuUuUu.
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  • Fuck you FIFA!

    by awakenpunk on December 03, 2010
    I just found out that FIFA awarded the 2018 world cup to russia... and if that wasnt enough they gave the 2022 world cup to qatar.. are they retarded or just greedy bastards that got money from russia and qatar?! US should have gotten 2022. Russia is not that bad if you consider that russian girlsare decently attractive and that the country has more than a few attractions. But qatar?! wtf!!!! !!!! yes i know where qatar is but thats all i know about that shitty country. i also know they got tons of money so i think you know how they got the world cup. So yes thank you fifa for screwing things up again, twice! and if you go tofifa.com they wont let you post anything negative about their news crap. fuck you fifa.com i hope you root in hell and i hope that something happens in your precious qatar ;) if you know what i mean so that the stupid world cup gets cancel there in that country that is as tiny as my faith in fifa being an honest oncurrupted association! gahhh!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you fifa!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wont visit your lame ass website anymore!
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  • Winter's bone

    by awakenpunk on November 25, 2010
    I'm a big movie freak, but not the way you think. I mean i don't go to the movie theater every week to see the premieres. I rarely go to the movies. These year i went to watch Skyline, and Red but that is it. I prefer to watch them at home. Anyway i just watched the best movie i have watched the entire year. I didnt give it the highest score of the year but as a whole, this movie for me is the best one i have seen all year. And its a bloody indie! The film was written and directed by Debra Granik, and stars Jennifer Lawrence. OMG this girl is a natural actress, and she is goergous! I wont share any story details with you, just watch it. My score for this movie was a 7.5. Oh and if you aren't into drama films do not watch it. Its titled winter's bone and is awesome! Highly recommended by me :).
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  • Clouds

    by awakenpunk on October 16, 2010
    When was the last time you took some time off to specifically stare at the clouds? I stared at the clouds today, having a shatered knee gives you tons of free time to do "meaningless" things like look at the clouds. I forgot how fun it was. I think most of us when we were kids did stare at clouds, not one time or two times but all the time. I remember doing it every day. why did i stopped? Why did you stopped? I dont know why i stopped but i did. And its a shame i did because the clouds are fun, are free, and they make you smile, well atleast they got me smiling today. I saw Winnie the poh, mr potato head, a fat airplane, an evil looking cat, speedy gonzales, and a thing that looked like elmo. I also saw a ufo but that wasnt a cloud. So go out and stare at the clouds and laught a little because the best things of life are free, or so i heard.
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  • Accident Prone

    by awakenpunk on October 06, 2010
    This year has been bad for me when it comes to injuries. I sprained my ankle back in march, had cracked ribs during the summer and now i just shattered my knee with possible torn ligaments... What happened to me? I used to super healthy, never got injured seriously, have i become accident prone all of the sudden? Or am i just getting old? Blah i hate this shit.
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  • Save The Manuals!

    by awakenpunk on August 23, 2010
    What's up with car makers these days? Now 9 out of 10 cars are automatics. Somebody save the manuals! The washington post had an article about Americas hard-texting youth that according to the article, they find driving "seriously lame". Only an alleged 30% of teens appear to like driving. Why do you find driving boring?! Well probably because your parents own an automatic car, and its a bloody camry or a corolla. And because you probably know to drive a car by modern world standards. Meaning that the car has so many computers and sensors that you do nothing much besides move the steering wheel once in a while and step on the gas pedal and on the brake pedal. Real drivers know how to operate the entire car, a third pedal (the clutch) offers you more control of the car... control = more fun! If you only knew the excitement that you get when you perfetly time the heel-toe downshift, i guarantee you that you wouldn't dislike driving as much. But yes back to the manuals, with a manual car you can't text and drive, so its safer. Manuals are also cheaper, perhaps that is why automakers dont offer them, to rip you off more! They also give better miles per gallon for all you tree huggers out there. In conclusion, automatics are boring unless you have an automatic Ferrari which you dont, So yes learn how to drive a manual tranmission and lets save the manuals together!
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