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Whooooo Ha !!!!
by NomadMonad on February 23, 20141 CommentNomad Monad rides again!
Sworn to fun - loyal to NONE.
Whoever is not WITH me is against me so start writing NOW.
(dig those caps in boldface.)
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Primate Pitfalls and Simian No-nos
by NomadMonad on February 17, 20145 CommentsWhen discussing music in an evolutionary context with other primates on the internet, one must keep certain points in mind:
Monkeys, particularly those of the great ape family, often feel slighted and misinterpret your commentary in unforeseen ways. Remember, there is much that a human being takes for granted in conversing digitally with apes - which may not be self-evident to the primate in question. Monkeys and especially the Great Apes will often react with rage when simple responses to their statements (particularly articulate analyses) are made using clear though not necessarily highly academic speech and vocabulary. For example, a simple friendly question such as "Hello there Mr. Chimpanzee, is that a tasty banana you are eating?" may elicit angry grunts and howls of fury due to a simple misunderstanding. A second example is as follows. A male researcher may offer a bit of friendly help to a female Orangutan, and, especially if the ape is attractive, she may fly into a rage and attempt to avenge the perceived affront to her gender by uprooting small trees and beating the male human over the head. Monkeys often mistake use of clear diction and clear sentence formation as a personal attack or an insult to their grammatical prowess. When discussing Darwinian concepts with monkeys, please be careful. Monkeys can bite – and often do when reacting emotionally to arguments that were meant to be informative and of mutual edification and pleasure. In fact, until you build rapport with an ape, it is probably best to keep the conversation fairly superficial – stuff like “are Queens of the Stone Age better than Chalice of Doom” or “what do you think of Drake’s studio mixing compared to K.R.I.T” ? Later on in the relationship you can talk evolutionary Darwinistic biology with an ape – but trust through genuine friendship must be gained first. Another important point regards attempting to soothe an upset ape at an internet music forum: NEVER EVER try to be forgiving and extra-polite when dealing with an enraged simian. This will often compound their emotional frenzy and some monkeys have been known to burst right through your computer screen, fangs frothing and hurling rotten fruit, stones, even their own excrement. If you find yourself in a heated discussion with an insulted primate, it is best to use simple short responses and statements such as “I hear you bro” or “no problem dude – my bad”.
I hope these basic guidelines for interacting with monkeys and apes at internet music sites will be of use to you. Enjoy all the great music out there, folks. And feel free to share your insights with our friends the wild primates!
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♪♪♫♪♪♫ Idea for a New Pop Song ♪♪♪♫
by NomadMonad on February 17, 20142 CommentsWoooooooohhhhh yeahhhh
ooooh oooooooooh Girl...
yeah - like that woooo woooo woooooo
You know you make me wanna say
ooooooohhhhh baby girl
cause I do like dat - cause we roll like dat
Unh. Yeah. Hah unh
Oooooh wow wooo wooooooo
♪♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
NOW - find some people to sing it and - voilà
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CHE GUEVARA (Superstar) LIVES !
by NomadMonad on February 09, 2014No Comments¡ VIVA CHE GUEVARA !
DEATH to Kapital, reactionaries and corporate CRIMINALS !Rock and Roll will save your soul
Viva la REVOLUCION y hasta la victoria siempre ! -
ABBA 1976
by NomadMonad on November 30, 20132 CommentsI tried to tighten up my ABBA poem -
but I’m not sure if the 10-syllable per line version works as well.
Can anyone offer feedback?Glimmerings of ABBA
Fantasy turned blonde in ‘seventy-six.
Bjorn, Benny and the flikas ruled the West.
Santa Lucia never shone so blessed
as she did in my private Euro-mix.
Perfect pop longs for that feminine fix.
Cassette wheels whirred – branding, then impressing
grooves upon the brain; my thrall confessing
love for Nordic light (in Disco metrics).
The names still strike flames, kindling bright renown:
I Do… (times five – and will forevermore).
Those Viking faces sacked my harbor town.
Frida, Agnetha – your longships linger
portaging hope to this shipwrecked singer,
enwreathing smiles to reach our further shore.[original version):
Emerging global fantasies turned blonde for me in ‘seventy-six.
Bjorn, Benny and the flikas sailed the radio waves from East to West.
Santa Lucia’s crowning princess never shone so blessed
on midnight pines as she did in my private Eurovision-mix.
Perfect pop intensifies the longing for that feminine fix.
Cassette wheels whirred – first branding, finally impressing
deep grooves upon the brain; my pre-pubescent thrall confessing
helpless love for Nordic light (in thumping Disco metrics).
The names still hum, strike flames, kindle bright renown:
Bang a Boomerang, SOS, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do (and will forevermore).
Those Viking visages sacked and razed my little harbor town.
Frida Lyngstad, Agnetha Fältskog – your longships linger
syllables flicker, portaging hope to every shipwrecked singer
Enwreathing smiles in evergreens to reach our further shore. -
Thank GOD for SONGMEANINGS
by NomadMonad on October 06, 20131 CommentSongMeanings: the final frontier.
The last gasp for freedom of expression.
The only honest forum where you can say what you really think.
I love SongMeanings.
I hope you do too...
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I simply MUST say to all loyal SongMeanies
by NomadMonad on September 30, 2013No Commentsthat I am enthralled with your every observation and I await your forthcoming utterance with bated breath.
Have a nice eternity until we meet again.
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Something I Learned @ Song Meanings:
by NomadMonad on August 24, 20133 CommentsThe drug- enthusiasts think that EVERY song is about drugs...
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Obliterated upon Impact
by NomadMonad on August 13, 20131 CommentDedicated to the Anonymous Disco Diva of Empyrean Epiphanies, the Queen of Spades and the Mother of Kushite Soul-Mamas who placed the black box here after it was taken from the depths where the wreckage of the plane was found by sonar in the Indian Ocean near the ruins of the submerged ancient city...
http://connecthook.wordpress.com/2013/08/03/black-box-recovered/
Hello friends.
Just wanted to touch base and let you know I'm thinking about you.
God is Love - yes, it's all true - but beware of subhuman scum, demons, fallen angels, evil aliens and mindless dimwits...especially the violent ones.
OK - gotta run; my mortician just called and I need to fill in for the forensic surgeon who lost his key to the morgue.
Bye. Hugs and cuddles to all .