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The Joint ought to be Jumping
by NomadMonad on March 22, 2020No CommentsThis journal at S.M. is moving too slow.
STEP UP ! Write something.
Damn.
By the way, there are only 2 genders: Male and Female.
Islam is right about women,
and Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.How DARE you.
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Evolutionary Limericks
by NomadMonad on February 26, 20201 CommentThe annual Darwin Gay Ball
Was a gala occasion for all.
The Australopithecus
Looked quite ridiculous
Leaning, half-drunk, on the wall.Zinjanthropus, high on bananas
Uttered forth a long chain of Hosannas.
Although missing a link,
He knew just what to think
And went cruising for greener savannas.The Cro-Magnons (more agile than Lucy)
Like their hunting and gathering juicy...
The mating was prime
And their dance, so sublime,
Could out-monkey the funky Watusi.'Twas a lowbrow event; all the same,
Proto-drag-queens competed for fame.
The divine Homo Habilis,
Hairy, but fabulous,
Gave Knuckle-Dragging its name.Homo Sapiens' wisdom has wrecked us
As the Darwinist doctrines infect us.
Knuckle-draggers may dream,
But bonobos now scream
That the winner is: Homo Erectus ! -
Hypnotic Repetition
by NomadMonad on September 24, 20192 Comments➿➿➿
There are more than two genders
Trump is a Nazi
Or the planet will die by 2030
Diversity is strength
Believe women
White supremacists
You create reality
Sounds like conspiracy -
mixmaster T
by NomadMonad on September 05, 2019No Comments☆ ☆ ☆
He so cold cool he hot
Peep be like: word
Mixing trax in da klub
King of tha mix
They all: we lit
Layin down them oldskool
Cuttin in some riddim
Droppin beatz
Sound system be like: higher
Mixmaster T play it 4 tha playas
And 4 tha kidz
Funk Soul Hiphop Latin House
(White House too!)
Thatz why he prezident
Funky commander-in-chief
Talkin bout Tha Dee-Jay y'all
Nuff respeck
Cuz its about LOVE people...
So dig your DJ:
☆D.J. TRUMP☆ -
Free the Dolly Lama NOW !
by NomadMonad on May 10, 20192 CommentsMINDFULNESS
is over-rated.BEING CENTERED
misses the mark.MODERATION
is a refuge for dead souls.
Although the Dalai Lama speaks of Buddha,
this world’s judge is still the Lion of Judah.
and though no sinner consent to hear it,
nothing shall obstruct God’s Holy Spirit. -
I Have Been Truthful and Consistent Limericks
by NomadMonad on March 29, 2019No CommentsJussie walks ! Money talked—and talked loud
To the Trump-hating race-hustle crowd;
And they break forth in cheers
As star Smollett appears
For their drama-queen makes them so proud.
For a moment Fake News became tense:
Jussie's narrative made little sense.
There were lies told in spades,
But the incident fades;
Now it's on to more current events. -
Two Musclebound Limericks
by NomadMonad on February 24, 20191 CommentDonald Trump has made many quite fussy;
as he did for one actor, named Jussie.
In the end, the abuse
was revealed as fake noose,
two Nigerians, red hats, and one hussy.It’s so rotten, one almost can smell it
and it’s painfully shameful to tell it;
but this fellow named Smollett
reached deep in his wallet.
Some bought it, when he tried to sell it. -
Covington Catholic Limericks
by NomadMonad on January 25, 2019No CommentsBlack Israelite haters, excused,
led to schoolboys reviled and accused
of white racism, hate.
The reaction was great--
but the whiteboys were merely amused.
Progressives were driven berserk
by a teenager's innocent smirk.
The old shaman tried shaming:
and drumming and blaming,
but none of those strategies work!
Mr. Phillips, the activist drummer
gave Regressives their Indian Summer--
till a teenager's smirk
drove the demons berserk
and made dumbed-down regressives much dumber.
If a smile is a cultural crime
then the criminals need to do time.
Every whiteboy must go
in this cracka-ass show
and I'm guilty for reason of rhyme.
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