NomadMonad's Journal

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  • National Poetry Writing Month

    by NomadMonad on March 22, 2020

    ...is here again.

    You are exhorted to participate:

    http://www.napowrimo.net/

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  • The Joint ought to be Jumping

    by NomadMonad on March 22, 2020

    This journal at S.M. is moving too slow.

     STEP UP !  Write something.

    Damn.

     

     

    By the way, there are only 2 genders: Male and Female.
    Islam is right about women,
    and Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

    How DARE you.

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  • Evolutionary Limericks

    by NomadMonad on February 26, 2020

     

    The annual Darwin Gay Ball
    Was a gala occasion for all.
    The Australopithecus
    Looked quite ridiculous
    Leaning, half-drunk, on the wall.

    Zinjanthropus, high on bananas
    Uttered forth a long chain of Hosannas.
    Although missing a link,
    He knew just what to think
    And went cruising for greener savannas.

    The Cro-Magnons (more agile than Lucy)
    Like their hunting and gathering juicy...
    The mating was prime
    And their dance, so sublime,
    Could out-monkey the funky Watusi.

    'Twas a lowbrow event; all the same,
    Proto-drag-queens competed for fame.
    The divine Homo Habilis,
    Hairy, but fabulous,
    Gave Knuckle-Dragging its name.

    Homo Sapiens' wisdom has wrecked us
    As the Darwinist doctrines infect us.
    Knuckle-draggers may dream,
    But bonobos now scream
    That the winner is: Homo Erectus !

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  • Hypnotic Repetition

    by NomadMonad on September 24, 2019

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    There are more than two genders

    Trump is a Nazi

    Or the planet will die by 2030

    Diversity is strength

    Believe women

    White supremacists

    You create reality

    Sounds like conspiracy

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  • mixmaster T

    by NomadMonad on September 05, 2019

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    He so cold cool he hot
    Peep be like: word
    Mixing trax in da klub
    King of tha mix
    They all: we lit
    Layin down them oldskool
    Cuttin in some riddim
    Droppin beatz
    Sound system be like: higher
    Mixmaster T play it 4 tha playas
    And 4 tha kidz
    Funk Soul Hiphop Latin House
    (White House too!)
    Thatz why he prezident
    Funky commander-in-chief
    Talkin bout Tha Dee-Jay y'all
    Nuff respeck
    Cuz its about LOVE people...
    So dig your DJ:

    D.J. TRUMP

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  • Saint Bartholomew's Day Couplet

    by NomadMonad on August 24, 2019

     

    For starters


    we could talk about the Huguenot martyrs . . . 

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  • Free the Dolly Lama NOW !

    by NomadMonad on May 10, 2019

    MINDFULNESS
    is over-rated.

    BEING CENTERED
    misses the mark.

    MODERATION
    is a refuge for dead souls.

     
    Although the Dalai Lama speaks of Buddha,
    this world’s judge is still the Lion of Judah.
    and though no sinner consent to hear it,
    nothing shall obstruct God’s Holy Spirit.

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  • I Have Been Truthful and Consistent Limericks

    by NomadMonad on March 29, 2019

    Jussie walks ! Money talked—and talked loud
    To the Trump-hating race-hustle crowd;
    And they break forth in cheers
    As star Smollett appears
    For their drama-queen makes them so proud.


    For a moment Fake News became tense:
    Jussie's narrative made little sense.
    There were lies told in spades,
    But the incident fades;
    Now it's on to more current events.

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  • Two Musclebound Limericks

    by NomadMonad on February 24, 2019

    Donald Trump has made many quite fussy;
    as he did for one actor, named Jussie.
    In the end, the abuse
    was revealed as fake noose,
    two Nigerians, red hats, and one hussy.

    It’s so rotten, one almost can smell it
    and it’s painfully shameful to tell it;
    but this fellow named Smollett
    reached deep in his wallet.
    Some bought it, when he tried to sell it.

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  • Covington Catholic Limericks

    by NomadMonad on January 25, 2019

    Black Israelite haters, excused,
    led to schoolboys reviled and accused
    of white racism, hate.
    The reaction was great--
    but the whiteboys were merely amused.

    Progressives were driven berserk
    by a teenager's innocent smirk.
    The old shaman tried shaming:
    and drumming and blaming,
    but none of those strategies work!

    Mr. Phillips, the activist drummer
    gave Regressives their Indian Summer--
    till a teenager's smirk
    drove the demons berserk
    and made dumbed-down regressives much dumber.

    If a smile is a cultural crime
    then the criminals need to do time.
    Every whiteboy must go
    in this cracka-ass show
    and I'm guilty for reason of rhyme.

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