She instagram me I is like WHO YU INSTAGRAM BITCH ? and she all: fer reelz you is enough linguistic syntax lol that why I dont even TEXT you.

then I wuz like: damn you skank-ass ho - y'all gots a opinion about ma predicate/object agreement? Where the hell you AT? An she gettin all up in my face so my boys is like "Chill out girl cuz you messin wit the wrong grammar-based learning facilitator cause we WEST COAST all the way, gnome sain?"
But dat bitch wuz like: grammar monitor aint even necessary in a communicative context. Structural focus is superceded by content-rich communication, nah na na na nah...

I wuz like F--- that shizz. My structural analyses of your input-plus-one don't even equal you mama's ugly lexical phraseology.  
Get you nasty semantic sensibilities outta here cuz you is not even WORTH hatin.

In other words: that bitch got SERVED. MAD served fer reelz...
So don't be playin' wit my communicative lexicon, yo.