BWAHHHHHH HAhahahahah gots ta rite in dis journal yall Hey alla yuz haytas out ther Im like its all good $*^%!!!!  so i waz texting my grlfrn >~:) wen this amazin thot come to me most peepelz is like totally RETARDED dam stoopid idiats cant even express nuthin they so stupid so i waz like wut the F---  throw down my phone grfrn wudnt even text me back the BYATCHHHHHHHH reelize Im  retarded too so wut then I decided to simply begin thinking a bit before spewing out a lot of semi-coherent nonsense. I actually began to use punctuation. I then proceeded to re-evaluate my entire linguistic approach. Eschewing the stigma of ghetto syntax I quickly wrote a doctoral dissertation on language acquisition in sub-adult male baboons and was soon thereafter knighted by her Majesty the Queen.  And so I returned to my job as a pallet removal inspector none the richer but quite content in my new level of both written and spoken verbal prowess.