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The trial by fire tonight is Old Atlantean English Mix. I'm smoking it in a full briar Churchwarden, slightly Arminian in theology but a reasonable chalice nonetheless. Upon applying flame to the offering, the tobacco arches upwards in excited expectation, like a love-stricken female. The first several draws are full, rich, patrician puffs which dissipate slowly into a thinning financial atmosphere. The bowl smolders evenly, a room note of Baroque splendor mingled with late-romantic literary bravado becoming pronounced. The smoke is understated yet extroverted - an oxymoronic haze of blue reverie - borne on unseen currents of doubt. Atlantean Mix smokes well, philanthropically in fact, and sincerely wants to engage the smoker's meditation but lack of money and self-assurance can call for steady puffing to keep it alight. Grace notes and triplets of Mohammedan Latakia begin to play subtle counterpoint to the Colonial Virginias at this phase. Cypriot rebels begin rising up against the Turkish oppressor as the smoke burns lower in the bowl - to tragic memories of Armenian massacres. The room note is intense, slightly dissonant here, but willing to trust in the sovereign providence of an Almighty God. Towards the bottom third of the bowl, a surprising shift occurs; the Mediterranean memories begin to dialectically synthesize new fragrances of nicotine-laden torpor, irrespective of the geological timeline. Now, deep into the bowl, Atlantean Mix begins to yield up her stratigraphic secrets. Uniformitarian preconceptions burn away, leaving only fossilized remnants of antediluvian depravity. The tobacco is now burning into pockets of Pre-Cambrian coal, releasing moans of the non-elect who perished in the flood. Deeper still, the bowl is now murmuring trilobite dreams, singing softly of Edenic mornings in the green glory of the unfallen garden. Just before going out, Atlantean English speaks in glossolalian syllables to the smoker's friends and family (both those present and dearly departed). All in all, I recommend Atlantean English Mix - but be forewarned;this is a serious smoke. You are in for an implosion of the hermeneutic dimension and it is DEFINITELY an acquired taste. Pack yourself a judicious bowl and HAPPY SMOKING to you.No Comments
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A Proto-Funk Riff
by NomadMonad on July 03, 2012No Comments[Funky beat, drums, bass with horn section in the back ]
A sweating singer, between long musical breaks, grunts and ejaculates into a dark microphone, sporadically emitting unearthly shrieks while moving spasmodically but not without a certain sinuous and serpentine grace on the dimly-lit and smoky stage of an unknown night club. Rhythm guitars scratch out the fill-ins to the deep funk...hmmmm - whatever is the singer singing? Let's listen: "UNH - got ta GIT down...break it down fo' me on the horn now... play yo' bass now - dass right, dass it ...UNH HAH!! C'mown nah.. GOTTA GIT DE ANGELS ON MA SIDE!!! ...break it down... Gonna git ALL THE HOST to follow me.... UNH ! Y'all get ovah here - leave the presence of the King now...leave it me now girl... WOOOH !! Gonna throw the LAWD right off his throne nah.... Gots to git it ovah nah...HAH ! I'm gonna USURP the place of GOD nah... Unh Unh... HAH ! Come on Angels - dig this beat. We gone overthrow this thing...
[Song is down to raw drum funky syncopation and bass only here ] Y'all with me? I AM the Lord LUCIFER... We gone cast the heavens down... WOOOH !!
I shall reign forevermore upon the throne of the Most High now...hear me all you morning stars... I shall sit in the ASSEMBLY of the sides of the North y'all...
[Horn section comes back in with a vengeance ] God throne gone down nah' ! I say - I say - [singer dances his little dance all over the stage as if in a trance] WOOOH !! I SHALL be exalted forevermore! HAH ! [Singers and guitars come back in ] Woo Woo - say I am the Dragon and the only Morning Star...I AM the shining light of lights y'all... WOOOH !! Gots ta GIT IT ON nah... Y'ALL choose to folla me so y'all gonna REIGN with me now... UNH !" Etc. etc. etc.
Oh it's just a form of syncopated rhythmic music. That's all. The kids love it.
Well my lunch break is almost over now - see you around. Listen to some baroque harpsichord music if you have the time.
Country/Western is also enjoyable.