Dang - That music SUCKS. You call that ROCK? That's just a lot of ALTERNA-WHINING by pseudo -slackers and boring semi-hipsters. R.E.M. started the whole pathetic thing - they were the first symptom of the terminal phase of the disease. Teenage existentialism AT BEST !!! Prickles of embarrassment rise on my neck when I am forced, by inconsiderate circumstances, to listen to such sophomoric drivel. I'd rather listen to... George Friedrick Handel. Or DISCO. ANYTHING. (Mutter, mutter, complain...) HEY ! YOU KIDS GET OUTTA MY YARD RIGHT NOW - YA HEAR?????

Damn. That thing gots me polylectically DILATIN' and shit. That fine butt git lower down right in front of me just like a pithy maxim by Kierkegaard, yo. Its ALL good gnome sain? Ontologically reifyin' them hoochie short-shorts right up the proverbial Bakhtinian heteroglossic crack. Adina Howard as the extrinsic OTHER. Subverting the sista's Island of intensity in the striated tissue, homes. Well, back to tabulating the ice-cube retrieval figures....

Read all about it - the anointed cherub, one of the most powerful and beautiful of all God's creatures is reliving his glory days over and over...