so learned today someone tried split me and my gf up.....

failure sir.... one lie aint going to do it.

so the other day my physics teacher ask us a question: "if a gorilla and a banana where dropped from the top of the school, which would land first?"

everyone said the gorilla would land first, when asked why they said the gorilla would eat the banana before it hit the ground. we have a tall school.

its a fail story but ok. kinda stole a charater from dr who:

In a dark, wet, overgrown place, where the trees where so thick they were like walls and they enclosed all life with in it, humans lived peacefully with animals and always present Reticence.

            The reticence where almost alien in looks but lived on the planet longer then the humans. They rarely talked to humans and didn’t really care for them. They liked their quiet life, where all they did was sit around and discuss problems with their dark green world.

            One day a group of humans where wondering around when they found a semi active lava bed. They liked the warmth the lava gave them. One of them stupidly decided to jump into the lava! He was burned to a crisp. The others saw this and wondered if this warm red stuff could burn wood? So they broke a branch off a nearby tree and threw it into the lava. The branch caught on fire and then disappeared into the lava. The humans thought this was a very funny thing so they spent the next few hours throwing branches, bushes, and one of them decided to throw a rabbit it. The others yelled at him because he wasted their dinner.

            The reticence noticed the noisy humans and went to investigate. They watch as the humans kept throwing branches into the lava and laugh at them as they burned up. Now the reticence wanted to get out of this green prison they had been trapped in for centuries. They waited for the humans to fall asleep then they took a long branch and stuck one end near the lava so it would catch fire. Then they built up a pile of branches near one of the outer trees and threw the burning branch on to it. The pile of branches caught fire and quickly consumed the tree it was under and several around it. The tree quickly burned away into ash revealing an open prairie with no trees!  Now the fire had attracted the humans and they followed the reticence out through the burned hole in the tree line.

            For a long time the humans grew smarter and so did the reticence. The humans became smarted and started towns and build cities and grew into a huge civilization.  The reticence had also grown smarter. They had learned how to communicate telepathically and with this ability they made themselves invisible to the humans and all other life.

            The reticence saw that the human’s population was growing too big. If they didn’t stop reproducing they would eat all the food in the world. The reticence didn’t like this because they too needed food so they decided to make the humans kill each other and this is where we get war, but war didn’t keep the human population down as much as the reticence wanted. So they also created disease and moved humans around the vast world to different locations. This helped slow the great population jump. Now all this power over the humans made the reticence greedy for power. They all wanted to control people so they created this idea of one human being controlled by a reticence that would control large amounts of people. This is where we get governments and this is how it is going to be forever, or until someone comes along and breaks the telepathic curse over humans that keeps them from seeing their controllers.  But even then, we have already tasted of power and greed has moved into our minds and is controlling everyone. So even if the reticence where eliminated we would still try to kill each other because that is how we have lived for centuries and how we will continue to live.

 

                                    The end of the story is now.