Anti-jokes. Good and great. They're grood. But lame. SO lame. Have you heard of them? Here's one (Try not to laugh, now): A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him why the long face? The horse replies, my wife is dying of terminal cancer. Awful, right? I know. Why would someone even pass them on? ;)

If today were to end, what would I want it to be like? More importantly, what would it actually be like? My friend invited me to hang out with him today. Sadly, I had to go to ballet. If the world were going to end, it should've been today- today in an alternate universe where I got to hang out with him instead of ballet. We would just walk, talk. We might go for ice-cream. We could go to Backstage Music and buy cool picks, and we could get a drive to Saint John somehow, and we'd go to HMV. So much granola-retro purchases. I might finally get the courage to kiss him. Then BOOM! Bye bye world. And I'd be okay with it. If you were going to choose how the world would end, what would it be like? Reply back and try to top mine.

PARADOX! That's the word! Oh, I was with my friend today and I was trying to think of that word...ugh. Thank you, M3T4LH34D. Anyway, today was the day my music project was due. (Not so much heads up, LADY!)We had to create a playlist of ten songs that represented us. By the end of the day, one of my very good friends offered the suggestion of Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care by Relient K. He let me listen to it, but, alas, the hallyways are loud. So I listen to it at home and I'm like, DUDE! What does this mean?! Check it out, you'll unders- well, no. Actually, you won't understnad. And you'll be as lost as I am on why he offered that. Funny...I guess. I think. Maybe? I. Don't. KNOW!

A place to write whatever I lik? Cool. Okay...well, for those who are creppy and read other peolpe's journals, and for the people who pour their entire schedule, their deep, personal thoughts online...I suppose these entries are as much yours as they are mine. Enjoy?