alright, here i am. just enjoying my death headache. made the horrible decision of trying to get some sympathy from my fiance. me: baby, my head really hurts. can we go watch a movie and fall asleep? him: we can go watch a movie and fall asleep if you'll stop whining at me long enough to FIND a good movie. me: ass. it really hurts. him: waaaa. wanna give me some head? thought i heard somewhere that jizz is magical for migraines. me:..... him: fine. cuddles? your hair smells good. me: stay away from my hair. him: i bought your shampoo. no. give my nose your hair. migraine wimp.