It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

How many casuals does it take to make a hamburger? Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out! How many "New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall red? Only one if you throw it hard enough. What happens if you don't pay the exorcist? You get repossessed. Now...lightbulb jokes... (I know they get lame after a while) How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just embrace the darkness. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"

Goths don't identify with evil, we mourn the evil in society. The fascination with death is basically a reminder to us of our own mortality. For these reasons, we wear black. Schaffer The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. Carl Jung If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you. Friedrich Nietzche