-Epic music plays- Its my birthday! Really?! An I have a bounce house! OH my fucking god! Its my party! Seriously? But I'm Not gonna cry Ahh Good Because I'm not emo I, I know you arent And Im gonna poke you in the eye! Please dont! Its my birthday Oh my god Birthday party Oh jesus Birthday party! Oh my god Birthday Party Wheres my mom?! -Screams in the backround- Birthday Party! Hey! Bouncehouse Ice cream! Amy (?) Presents! Who loves it! They love it! Everyone loves it We're Six years old Whos black!? I'm not black! Oh I thought you were.. Im black.

HEY IM SINGLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Well people...i just had my heart broken...my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me...any advise?

You know what..your just a cottin headed ninny muggins

Remember when screwing was actualy screwing in a screw? Remember when pussy ment kitty? Remember when the only thing we had to worry about was who was going to get the last juicebox? Remember when we were inocent? Remember when you cried because you fell down not because you were raped? Remember when the worst thing on Tv was SNL. Remember when you could watch Tv at 4am and not be shocked with Gay Porn Remember when you used to be able to watch CatDog? Remember when tap that ment to litarly tap something? Remember when drinking wasnt a cool thing? Remember when you used to get hit boys instead of fuck them to show your love? Remember when Divorce wasnt normal? Remember when you used to where stuff and not get judged? Remember when you could act crazy and not be prescribed to Ridalin? Remember when parents used to let you do things and not be worried about drugs? Remember when you could watch Blues Clues and see Steve not Joe? Remember when the Rugrats were babies? No? Thats because todays society changed it. I feel bad for kids who never watched CatDog. or Doug. Or P,B and J otters. Or Bear in the big blue house. How many of you remember Rollie Pollie Ollies? May this be a reality check. Change is everywhere. and those shows show how much everything changes and you dont remember....can you remember your first friend? your first kiss? Cuz i know i can. But maybe thats cuz i hang onto my childhood. I grew up to fast, now i wish i would grow down.

Well this is for all the epic pokemon lovers that are reading this.....even the ones who dont. I LOVE POKEMON!!!!! Is it normal for a girl my age to want to sleep in, stay in bed and play pokemon while listening to screamo? I have a hard time that theres anyone else in my school that does that. really im Uber serious....as serious as squaids..and thats some serious SHIT!!!!!. any way what was a talking about *rereads the paragraph* Ahhh pokemon. Well im just gonna say this. mudkip is one of my favorite pokemons. hes just....epic. so us cindaquill though. but mudkip is better. he can be all like. YOUR DIRTY BITCH and spray people with his water gun....hence my love fore him!! but i like other pokemon as well as him, like....jigglypuff!!! shes like Fat but then again shes sexy. id tap that...wait whaaaaa??? disregard that. anyway so this is for all the nerds out there that are just like me, but im a secret nerd, since no one knows im a nerd. besides who ever read this..damn you i am swearing you into secretcy. thats that say the words "I SWEAR I WONT TELL!" say it! i dont hear you!. say itt!!! Louder! there we go. ok byeeeee

Ive decided that...preppy bitches can die..no really im serious! i mean damnit all they do is gossip well GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!! Your boobs are stuffed your like a wanna be barbie hattin on a brat doll (MEH)SO fuck yhur self. OH and i love people who read this cuz its just me ranting and venting...sorry long DAY!

Well hello there whoevers reading this! Hmm i guess ima start off with....i love music? yes yes i love music, right now i love Miss May I, Asking Alexandria, Dot Dot Curve, Blood on the dance Floor, Breathe Carolina, Nickasaur!, Millionaires, Jakewolf, SnapKracklePop!, Escape The Fate, I Set My Friends On Fire, We Came As Romans, Vampires Everywhere, Attack Attack!, Bless The Fall, Abandon All Ships, The Word Alive, and NeverShoutNever!. Thats only SOME of the bands im into as the moment and it will ony be a matter of time till i add to the list of mega epic bands!. Also im a girl, DUH and im random and i speak only the truth....sometimes. So if i dont like what your saying about a band or a song thats obviously awesome, ima call you out on it....sooo...bye!