Advice for the day: Don't randomly stab people with pens. It is frowned upon in most societies.

Advice for the day: Know who you can trust and have a good reason to trust them.

Advice for the day: Sometimes you need to think of all the bad things you have been through and see who it has made you. It makes going through rough times much easier.

Advice for the day: Always be prepared for the worst, but always expect the best. Trey Canard broke his back this weekend and Ryan Morais broke his jaw. He has to have it wired shut for the next eight weeks and they are trying to figure out how to operate on Canard. Sheesh. What a race.

Advice for the day: Guys, don't judge girls so harshly. You get jealous of each others boobs too. What!? It didn't even show the wolf eat the calf! What has the nature channel come to...

Advice for the day: Girls, the secret to wearing make-up is to look like you're not wearing any. So stop making yourself look like freakin Bozo the Clown.

Advice for the day: If your stupid, ask for help. It really does help.

Advice for the day: Don't eat the yellow snow.

Advice for the day: Stop taking serious things as a joke. I swear, the next person who says that word is going to get puked on by yours truly. Not even CLOSE to kidding.

Advice for the day: Don't be so proud of your quips. You have no idea how many people can hate you for it.