-The irony that everything gained in life entails the loss of something else that is also precious to us -The irony that the end is also the beginning -How to enjoy the sheer bliss of totally intense passionate, pounding percussion paired with sweet moments of tenderness – like the best sex EVER !!! -That none of us are alone in our lovelorn plights -If a guy tells you he is “not like the others”, um, he is JUST LIKE the others and is only gonna break break your break break your heart…well, unless you get him first, that is…he he he… -Take no prisoners! Well, unless you want to and they are really good in bed. And they make you laugh. Laughing is definitely key. -What? (sorry – hearing is completely SHOT to HELL)

SO, this morning, as I was drinking my 3rd cup of coffee (and it was only 9 AM), I was hit with the realization that I was waiting for my coffe to actually do my work. No wonder I hadn't really gotten much accomplished yet. Hello! Coffee is not a person. Coffee is just coffee. And unfortunately it does not have some magical effect on my nerve endings to make them spark to life and come up with thoughts that result in my action that (looks like to the rest of the world) as work. No. It just makes me have to pee a lot. Although, a friend of mine suggested that if I actually POUR the coffee onto my keyboard, that will possibly help to eliminate the work... Ok...well, anyway. There you have it. A thought for you to ponder. Enjoy.