Beacuse you refuse to read this, my contract comands me to write it! What kind of twisted logic is that, anyway? I swear, I don't even know why I signed that contract! It gave reality the right to screw me over in so many ways... Can't ever have a date.... my things always disappear.... I forget only what I need to remember.... Why did I sign that? Oh, yeah... there were free cookies... But the cake is a lie!