Yesterday was absolutley amazing! Not only was it my favourite kind of weather - gale-force wind, but i had the joy of witnessing a six foot, burgany wooden panel flying over my house and crashing into the road adjacent. My mum, on the other hand, looked horrified as she slowly realised the fence had been blown off. She rushed out into the road ( in her pj's- how very dignified) as she sweeped up the large wooden splinters. I would have helped, but I had the wonderous job of looking after the whining snivelling pestering snotty nosed little bastard which i was unfortunatley lumbered with. Sometimes i could really kill my auntie sometimes for leaving me with my brat of a little cousin. The good news is that i have "accidentally misplaced" the little shits in the night garden dvd. And by misplaced I mean smashed the annoying,evil,patronising, mundane dvd ( which I have had the misfortune of watching every time the brat comes around) Into dust. It brought me great pleasure knowing i would never see upsy daisy or the tomblyboos ever again. My mum came in looking extremely pissed off and covered in splinters. Needless to say, she wasnt very happy. Afer a cuppa she seemed happier.Not looking forward to telling my dad he has to fix the fence yet again...