Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome!

all along the western front people line up to receive. so the other day chris says to me he says "hey dub, nice slacks!" i didn't know what to think, if it was a come on or what, but i found it pretty odd because i was wearing pants. pretty weird if you ask me! zed. all i knew was that it was cheeze that was really on his mind, and not my friggin shorts. enough about that cheese loving freak though, he'll get his. what i really want to talk about though is how yesterday finally cuddles didn't run away from me, he finally stuck around and gazed into my eyes with his deep blues and let me pet him, it was truly magical, like a dream come true, only better. if i died at that moment i'd die happy, although i'm glad i'm still alive. i guess me and the boys will have a few drinkz and a few cagrettes and a few [a] bombs the weekend. i guess it will be alright, perhaps a repeat of last weekend, and that was pretty eventful, i just hope carl doesn't show up this time, i'd rather poke my own eyes out than look at that sorry excuse for a human being one more time. actually that was probably a little extreme, i'd rather eat my own head than see him again, or punch a blue footed boobie in the stomach. phone pictures are bomb.com, i urge you all to put all of your fone pics on facebook and have a laugh. i know i will! i think less of all of you than i did 13 dayz ago, thanks

when i was a young boy i played the silver ball. yesterday was a great adventure, we went to cape spear and fort a, the only problem with it was my company. they were a true crew of flunkies. i don't plan on hanging out with them again, i hope i don't see them tonight. anyway it was a great day, the ocean was just as pretty as waking up on a crisp spring morning and looking at the sun shining off of the dew on my lawn, i usually walk outside on days like these and let the wind swirl around my hair, it's truly refreshing. hopping around on the conglomerate was just exhilerating, having snowballs while savages watched from afar, just a great experience on the whole, had it been summer it would have been 3 or 7 times better, i haven't decided which though. and if the ocean were liquid cheese it would have made my cheese loving friend christopher charles delighted, he probably would have jumped in and ate it all! despite the temperature, lol! it also would have been a better day had christopher charles' cat cuddles came instead of christpher charles. also if a toaster came instead of carl ross, and a bag of potatoes instead of brad, but beggers can't be choosers i guess hey guys? anyway i feel that i've shared a lot here today, i may write another one later to update all you loyal fans. you stay classy christmas island! until next time

life is truly great, i love it. C20H25N3O is also great, i recommend it to everyone, also cheeze with a zed is great, i pity anyone who doesn't eat it and i hate them, but i love their cat. i play for keeps and i don't give a str8 fuck, i hope you realise this. i don't like people with crew cuts or emo dues, they are stupid. also people with blonde hair and blue eyez are silly, especially when they don't like parmesian cheeze. this weekend should be fun, smokin cagrettes and drinkin white wine wit da by's, say something. also the movie watchmen is great, and the band modest mouse is swede's favorite band, that's the only thing we share in common. ie, i am canadian, he is a swede. i eat cheeze on the reg, he eats cheeze on the rare. i am god-like at hack, he is god-like at having no friendz. that's all i have to say for right now, tune in next time for more fun in the sun!