So, I go to Dairy Queen today, and get that fucking Brownie Batter Blizzard every douche bag around here has been talking about. And I must say, I am NOT impressed. Soft serve ice cream, CHOCOLATE SAUCE, and under cooked shitty fucking brownies all mixed. For one, CHOCOLATE SAUCE??? What the hell guys, it tasted NOTHING like brownie batter. I could shit better things out at home...for FREE. I'm Just sticking to oreo blizzards from now on. Also, why the hell is Family Guy starting to suck balls now?? Seth, your losing your touch man. The whole Shock Value jokes aren't funny, I hate Lois Griffin, she KILLS family guy. Have any of you noticed how much it's starting to suck big hairy man balls?? AH Man I have issues. ahahahaha

Man, it's pretty sad how we're like....looking at each others journal entries....and shit. I really need a life, hahaha. Fuck I'm tired. It's 2:34.

You.....ARE MY HERO. Holy shit man, i read that silhouette_x's profile too. HOW PATHETIC. Lol, I just wanted to go to where ever the hell she lived and slit her wrists for her. lol. Jewsus Christ.

what she wrote: "I've decided to forget about Andrew for a while. We never see each other anyway. Caleb was being really sweet today. I made cheerleading. We started our recital routines in dance. I lost 4 pounds in two days. Life is good. I'm going to treat myself with an ice cream cone" Okay, first off, WHAT. THE. HELL. You're a whore. Cheerleading? Wow, you might as well just go spread your legs to the whole world. FOUR POUNDS IN 2 DAYS??? You anorexic cunt, what the hell, a HEALTHY person loses 1-3 pounds A WEEK. What the hell. You are probably blond, five foot five/six around there, and weigh 110 pounds, you dumb bimbo. Go to hell. Yeah, you go treat yourself with an ice cream cone, FATTY.

Don't you just hate how everybody has these long ass profiles, (like you), and virtually nobody reads them, except for idiots, (like you), who have no lives (like me). I try to read all these other profiles that are super long, and they are so conceited and people are so pathetic. I can't believe they actually just sit there and write things that are completely irrelevant about anything...who cares if their mom is their hero? And their quotes are so retarded. I hate when they say "I'm a nice girl to meet, but until you meet me, fuck off bitch" That REALLY makes me want to talk to you. Yeah, wanna go get some dinner? Or are you going to tear my head off and choke me with your ovaries? Oh wait, you're a "nice" person, you wouldn't do that. Quit contradicting yourself. GOD DAMMIT I am a bitter person. Haha. lil_lid123@hotmail.com

Christian, I wonder about you sometimes. Like why the FUCK you called the cops on me...I didn't break your window...is it because you are Jewish? Well fuck you! You dirty ass hole. Go wash your privates, jerk ass. Christian Haines....is a faggot.Seriously. Who died and made him son of a bitch?? ANSWER ME. No one likes him. Because he calls the cops on people. For no reason. Then..his lame ass friend Andrew...who likes it up the ass.....is dumb. I swear, those two butt fuck every night he is over. Christian...why don't you just come out of the closet already. We will still hate you either way. Unless you give me 30 dollars. But,....I will probably still hate you. Maybe. ............................yeah i will. but i will still take that 30 bucks. ......asshole. -- Lil_Lid123@hotmail.com

Okay, First...If I don't re-post this, she will be hiding under my bed, and when I go to bed, she will crawl under the covers and when I wake up, this bitch with no eyelashes or a nose will scream at me? What the hell, if I wanted ugly looking bitch to scream at me, I'll just go piss off my mom. It says she likes to be under my bed, well there is going to be a lot of other people who don't re-post this and she can't be under EVERYONES bed, so what, does she have this lame ass minions she spreads across the world to kill people who don't read her crappy story? What a bitch. And also it says re-post in 23 seconds, then a couple sentences later it says "HURRY YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE!". But I thought I only had 23 seconds???? QUIT CONFUSING US WITH YOUR FATTY BLATANT LIES YOU NOSELESS BITCH! Well, i don't care if you aren't even reading, because if someone posted this..................I dunno ....lmfao..I lost my train of thought,...haha I needed to get rid of some pent up rage. Whoever is reading this has no life.