I'm very self concious about my size and, what do you know, today when I was dancing naked with my 7 year old son in the streets of Manhattan a man walked over to me and said I had a huge penis! I felt so ashamed and embarassed that I cried my eyes out and I even prematurely ejaculated into the man's eyes, causing him to trip and land face first on some sharp debris on the ground. Naturally, I picked him up to help him but then, believe it or not, he started bleeding all over my new clothes! The indecency of it all was killing me! So anyways, he was bleeding extremely fast and losing a lot of blood and I knew that he needed medical attention and fast, so I took him to my house to watch some Seinfeld because that always makes me feel better when my AIDS, genital warts, HPV, gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and 9 other STDs are acting up. So then the lousy bastard starts bleeding on my couch! That pissed me off. I told him to leave because he had overstayed his visit but the little cum guzzler just stayed there. I could think of nothing else to do so I picked him up, laid him on the window ledge of my 76th floor apartment, and pushed him out. When I looked back at my now red furniture I started crying again and ejaculating everywhere. God, I hate my life.