I hate my life...................Cant fukin wait to leave this shit an these fukers behind.

Ye so am sick of skool nw lyks, i fukin hate everything bout it, least its over in a couple of weeks. I mean thers sum gd parts bt this whole year has been utter bullshit, if anythin cud hav went wrong it did. Its lyk sumone jus wanted 2 fuk wit me lyk. I cudnt start a subject cos it didnt hav a teacher, i failed one of last years classes so had to do it again and hire a tutor, i moved skool so i cud do the subject thts had no teacher...but thn moved back cos th skool was shit. When i gt bak ppl liked me for bout a week thn went bak 2 bein dicks. It went gd for a while bt thn it gt shit again, this las tht i became friend with jus stopped talkin 2 me for no fukin reason, my best mate became a complete asshole when hes around another couple of assholes (who i used 2 be friend with bt also fuked off fr no othr reason thn i can see as sittin with another friend at lunch). Bt nw it seems 'cool' to make fun of Ezz, its prtty pathetic hw badly they do it, i fukin love her an love speakin 2 her an shit bt they're all lyk 'ye Ezz is fukin ugly an shes a bitch an no one likes her...' an im sittin thinkin u know wht th fuk if u dnt lyk her dnt fukin talk 2 her, ther ttly obsessd with her even tho they hate her, its fukin retarded. An nobody in th whole fukin year cn leav her out, im prtty sur im th only person who actually likes listenin 2 wht she has to say an shit, bt more ppl wud if they actually fukin spoke to her instead of dissin her all th fukin time. Sure whn we speak we argue an annoy each other an shit bt its prtty funny, its lyk wen u bully sum1 when u actually like thm... u know playful shit an tht. Ppl think ther all amazin cos they watch Family Guy. I know its funny, i started luvin it back when they were cancelled after season 3, i bought th boxset with every episode, i even remember fallin in love with it bak when it was showed on channel 4 in th middle of the afternoon, bt ppl think ther all original an shit bt its nt even funny any more i thnk it peaked durin season 2 an 3 nw all th shit is th same, bt ppl still luv it, it really is jus average now, not great bt ok ill watch it if its on. An its the same with the inbetweeners... its not funny bt everyone luvs it, iv watched 3 or 4 eps an seriously i thnk iv laughed bout 2 times, its totally unbelievable an every character is soo annoyin an unlikeable. An frm th trailers for season 2 it had a Yoda joke (ye it was funny th first time it was done...in 1979!!!! bt nw EVERYONE HAS DONE EXACTLY THE SAME JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it lookd lyk th same jokes from season 1 "Oh i go to skool with a briefcase HAHAHAHAHAHA...no. Everyone says its jus lyk their lives but it really isnt an the entire concept is soooo old an has been done sooo many times oh luvable losers at high skool, cant get a girlfriend an one of thm is retarded allowing thm to say stupid shit. An haf th times the characters jus change personality, th retard will say somethin clever or wotever its fukin stupid. An y dus everyone love th lonely islands so much, ill admit its funny...th first time u hear it then its jus sad an shit. Shal i stp now or jus keep goin??? I thnk ill stop :P Im glad i got tht of my chest haha. Im lovin you you're out of range I wanted you you're out of range You aren't allowed to say that you're better You aren't allowed to say that cos you're the hipster typy

Ye so this is gna be an actual blog u know lyk ttl american style. So Super Furry Animal realease their new album Dark Days/ Light Years soon (i dunno it mite be out already) but i read in NME one week that it was gna be called 'The Very Best of Niel Diamond' an i think that it wud possibly have been the BEST album title ever!! i mean what cud have been better an cooler thn tht?? An tht gt me thinkin of some other great album titles so hears the top 10 or so: 10. How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb- U2 -I mean seriously how awsum dus tht sound, you read it then hear the leading track 'Vertigo' an its jus crazy. 9. Automatic Writing- Ataxia -erm who? exactly one of the bands tht only Ali has heard of. Yeah so Automatic Writing is lyk literally telling th future, getting into a euphoric state and writing anythin, random lines an shit. An this album sorta is lyk tht 5 song 44 mins long its mostly instrumental with sum lyrics, its brilliant in tht. 8. Mens Needs, Womens Needs, Whatever- The Cribs -One part equality and ninty nine parts Ryan Jarman and his uncaring views, all summed up in the song 'Be Safe' where Ryan can be heard sayin 'Wont me best bt who cares?' 7. Californication- Red Hot Chili Peppers -Lets face it, it wudnt be a list from me without the chilis. But seriously i know its a song on the album (i hate when they do this its pretty unimaginative) but this jus always makes me think of drugs an stuf for whatever reason, an it is a pretty cool sound. Lets face it California is the best place to write a song about, its a great place an it rolls of ur tongue. 6. Urban Hyms- The Verve - Just one of the great albums to come from Manchester in the nineties but it has by far the best title, I like my religious irony as u'll see but it does sound cool and even if it wasnt called this The Verve or Oasis would come to mind if u sed it to anyone. 5.Heart Tuned To D.E.A.D. - Switches -Who are these ppl i find? Ye there awsum. Part of the minority of british that have made it bigger in the US thn UK. But i hear this title an i thnk wow! radio! an th whole D.E.A.D jus adds to it. Theyr not sum shitty emo or anythin think a toned down cribs an ur there. 4. Silent Alarm- Bloc Party -Ye guess what? Ali likes his irony and this is full of it. First th whole 'Silent Alarm' u know it screams (well whispers i spose) that its gna be sum soft core rock shit thats everywhere and the Cover gives of the same vibe. But as soon as its in the player everything kicks of an goes crazy. Ok so this is where it got pretty hard so take this as a joint 1st or whtever order u want i went this way. 3.Is This It?- The Strokes -Again Ali loves irony. An this starts off slow with the title track, borin beat an leaves you thinkin Is This It? but then jus kicks off an ends on 'Take It Or Leave It' one of the 100 best guitar riff according to rolling stone, an with immediate classics like 'Last Nite' and 'Someday' you are left wantin more and more... role on Room on Fire. not really. 2. The Photo Album- Death Cab For Cutie -Just genius, not a great album but a great title. Luv It. 1. Neon Bible- Arcade Fire -Oh where do i start? Irony i spose an religous irony at tht, it screams Arcade Fire tho, brilliance and genius an social comentary, its jus great. Ye so thts th best album titles from my personal record collection so feel free to recommend notable absentees. Riot City Blues-Primal Scream, Wincing The Night Away- The Shins, Its Blitz!- Yeah Yeah Yeahs, What Hits- RHCP, Just a few tho