Christian/False Metal
by mystikwolf on December 04, 2007Why? Seriously? Why?
Christian:
Ok, so I am not some satan worshipping dickhead. I myself am a Christian. I do belive in God and all that jazz. Why do we have to include worshiping God in metal? My grandma keeps telling me all He wants is to make a joyful noise towards Him. Metal is not fucking joyful. It is raw distorted NOISE!!! Metal should not concern pro-God lyrics. Most of the Metal out there is about war, murder, brutallity, destruction, and anything in between. If you want to play Christian music do it in a ROCK band, not a METAL band. Christian Metal makes me vomit.
False Metal:
What the fuck? I mean c'mon! Your Chemical Romance(I would never claim them as mine) is claiming they are metal! That is not metal! And all of you retards out there worshiping their pathetic horrible noise should be excecuted by way of probing your eyes with a soddering iron! I know you true metal-heads exist in this time of conflict. Think about it you fuckers! These pathetic excuses for music are ruining the music scene. The fans love them because they are "like sooooooo CUTE!!!11122@@112*77&" FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! Real metal is Lamb of God, Slayer, Arch Enemy, Chimaira, Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse(offshoot), and shit like that. Why the fuck do you worship someone who cannot sing nor play a guitar? Is that what it takes to make it big now? Abuse the whammy bar and cry about your girlfriend of 1 hour, 23 minutes, and 14.8864808 seconds that broke up with you? Please.... Grow the hell up. There are about.... oh I don't know... 14 million other girls to get with. Stop crying or do what you say you will in your douchebag song lyrics.
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