mkay; so i write songs too and i want to know what people think about them. here's one song i wrote this week called "Local Villain." [This goes out to all those who think they’re better than you.] So you’re with your friends, out chillin’. You notice the “local villain.” She’s in your history class, she a pain in the back, and she’s probably smoking grass. The one, two hair flip does the trick. Boys like her ‘cause she’s an easy chick. But your group doesn’t care, you have better hair, and her brain is just hot air. Fake tan, fake blonde, fake nails, fake pearl. She’s all in all a faked up girl. You despise her guts. Idolize her struts, But want her to fall in a well. “Don’t be so humble- you’re not that great.” One sentence says an easy escape. So let her stare, she’s envious of you and your slick comebacks. Her ignorance is encyclopedic. She wants to someday marry Regis. Not for his looks, but for his money, and then she’ll dump the honey. She’s Martha Stewart meets Joan Rivers. A devil inside and a man-eater on the out. Tom Cruise meets Janice Dickinson. Freakishly weird with a devilish touch; about Labels and tyranny, Money and limousines. She’s the local villain And she’s addicted to magazines. Ettequit and flow. She puts on a show When she waltzes through the lunch room with a boy on each side. Backstabbing wannabe. A self obtained gonnabe. You convince yourself she’s nothing new, just ugly on the inside. The one, two hair flip does the trick. Boys like her ‘cause she’s an easy chick. But your group doesn’t care, you have better hair, and her brain is just hot air. “Don’t be so humble- you’re not that great.” One sentence says an easy escape. Her ignorance is encyclopedic. She wants to someday live in fame. To prove she made it to the top, and everything’s the same. She’s Martha Stewart meets Joan Rivers. A devil inside and a man-eater on the out. Tom Cruise meets Janice Dickinson. Freakishly weird with a devilish touch; about Labels and tyranny, Money and limousines. She’s the local villain And she’s addicted to magazines.