Whenever my friend has to take a huge shit he always says, "ill brb i have to shoot a nigger", and he always brings his bb gun with him to take a long, mushy shit. Niggers have the same skin color as shit so when u shoot a nigger, u fire a nigger out of ur ass. Get it? Also another nigger/shit joke: "drop the black kids off at the pool". Get it? Haha!!