UFOs come and go as they please and "experts" claim they are fake and try to make up ridiculous reasons in the foreground that "proves beyond reasonable doubt" that its fake. But the truth behind it all is that they are not Martians but in fact men from the future (I say men because women can't travel through time). The men of the future don't land because if they do they will ruin the time space continuum and break the very fabric of time. The men I assume are traveling in business suits with briefcases full of dirty old socks to make them seem like they have something in them to make them feel more important then they actually are. Men don't work in the future, they have genetically engineered animals with opposable thumbs and domesticated monkeys to do all the work for them. more on the men of the future in later journals MVH

Like Monty Python I always do. The other day I got really drunk, had a chunk shaved out of my hair and cut myself so deep I had to goto hospital and get an operation. But unlike most people I was laughing through the whole thing. The doctors and nurses thought I was crazy. I don't think they could understand why I was still upbeat about everything. The reason, to me, is simple. Life is to short to stress. It's so simple, why spend your whole life worrying about things when you can just sit back and relax. MVH