We've done it again! The Heathen World first found Elvis Presley alive and drunk in the obscure "Shady Frog" trailer park North of Memphis. Now we have the exclusive scoop that Jim Morrison is Alive!! He lives in the San Francisco Heights Mission District mental hospital. The patient known as "Lizard" revealed that he is Jim Morrison during a recent therapy session. He explained that in the sixties his numerous illigetimate children, drug habits and drug induced impotence led to a nervous breakdown, so he moved to Brazil. He dressed like a transvestite and sold opium in Rio's Red Light district until recently. His therapist, "Wheatgrass", didn't believe him at first. Lizard even exposed himself and babbled about Governor Reagan's evil anti hippie politics, but Wheatgrass remained doubtful. Lizard's hospital records describe him as "..a manic depressive, drooling patient with a habit of gobbling handfuls of drugs and exposing himself before puking and passing out. He is usually harmless. He has been caught on numerous occasions trying to smoke banana peels, lint, and assorted trash in homemade marijuana pipes. He seems to worship MTV and the Aldus Huxley novel "Doors of Perception." Wheatgrass, a former flower child who once saw the Doors at the Filmore West, remained unconvinced about her famous patient's identity until the ward's karaoke night last week. After hearing Lizard scream out his hit "L.A. Woman" over the music of "Born to Be Wild", Wheatgrass dropped her joint, and knew in her heart that her patient Lizard is actually Jim Morrison! It was a cosmic and groovy shock to see the former rock star alive! Wheatgrass was blown away by the heavy reality trip. She immediately called the Heathen World and sold us the story for thousands of dollars because of our renown journalistic integrity. Lizard laid this song onto Wheatgrass as a Summer Solstice present. The Age of Aquarius has faded, but here it is.. the first song written by Jim Morrison in over 25 years! Celebration of the LIZARD SLOB (by Jim Morrison) I am the Lizard Slob! I can do anything! I am the Wing King! I can eat anything! .. drooling helplessly in my old leather pants. I'm breaking on through ...the backside! odds are 5 to 1 ..I was the one that farted. I'm the back door man! Rock stars are the best! Jimmy, Janis, and me! We all smell pretty good! The 60's were cool, man! I'm Jim Morrison. No shit!! Hello, I love me! The sheriff whispered "Peace Frog" to the L.A. woman in my head. I loved her madly.. I thought I shot the sheriff but it turned out to be my pillow. I guess I was stoned. I remembered I was still alive in 1987. I bought an inflatable hippie love doll with a happy stoned look on her face, love beads, long straight hair, and an easy to clean twat. She yelled "touch me!" at my crawling king snake. .. flashbacks lit my fire! Bing. Boing. Bong hit. BONE! Oh, Lordy! Tell all the People! I was the wishful, sinful, wild child, unknown stoner riding through the storm FUCKING WINO! Yeah! THAT'S ME! The Lizard Slob! C'mon, why don't you all come up on the stage and love me? the 60's were cool, man! Chewing brown acid, buying lids of pot, Smoking banana peels.. People are strange. Party against the war! Tim Leary said it well Turn on, turn ar

When John and I were sayig, "The world is one, one world,'it's almost like fate told us, 'Ok, prove it. Prove it with you8r life.'And that's what John did. At the time of his death, the world definetly became one." That's Yoko Ono in Rolling Stone less than a year after John Lennon's Murder. In a series of candid conversations, Ono adderessed her suicide attempts ("As a teenager I was always trying to cut my wrists or take pills") and her and John's drug use ("When John took drugs, he took them in extremes, and that was true of me, too"). For the cover itself, though, she insisted on wearing sunglasses."Maybe it was something private,"says photographer Annie Leibovitz. "Maybe she wanted to stay in mourning , and that was like wearing black. I thought the cover shot was very simple and strong, and I didn't think it needed anything more than that." Leibovitz had photographed Lennon and Ono on the day Lennon was shot, so returning to photograph Ono by herself and with their son, Sean, had an obvious poignance. Other photos that ran with the story show Ono without her sunglasses, both in bed with Sean (who is standing on his bed) and in a spare and direct portrait with her eyes closed. "Annie was one of us,"Ono says about her and Lennon's long relationship with the photographer, who first worked with them in 1970. "We had a mutual respect for each other. At the time of this cover I didn't have much distance. I was in a daze, but it helped that it was Annie who took the picture, rather than a stranger. As I look at it now, you can see my sorrow, even through the dark glasses. You can also see a determination that I am going to Show myself as I am, rather than with a lot of makeup."