Psychotic Penguin's Journal

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  • Oh Holy Fjcnnskwknfujdhdkafhfnakdd

    by Psychotic Penguin on December 18, 2006
    This is so weird... Oh noooo... I forgot to do my weekend homework, and now their gonna kill me at school. :( I'm up to my neck! I hate them...Well, they're making my life miserable, therefore they're doing their jobs. My science teacher expects us to do a booklet over the organ systems in just three days. As if we don't six other classes to worry about. Well, let's see: -My Hound of the Baskervilles folder is incomplete -My algebra homework is incomplete -My science booklet is incomplete -I still have to type up my interview with the Principal for my Academy English class Who the hell gives kids, who barely have enough time already, homework on the weekend before Christmas?! "Merry Christmas... Here's the instructions to your essay, due Monday. Oh, we'll having the end of the semester tests all next week, so don't forget to study!" *Plops down books* *Begins to read* *sneezes* *Continues to read* *Twitches* *Penguins = Smexy when they wear a top hat & bow tie* *Twitches* *Screams* *Throws book at wall* *goes insane* *goes on rampage* *Stops* *Makes ramen* *eats ramen* *Yum* *Continues Rampage* *stops* *Twitches* *Runs* *Jumps on couch* *Spontaniously combusts* *dies* ... *Relizes still alive* *gets up* *Smexy Penguin* *types this* ............ *falls asleep on unfinished homework* ZzZzZzZzZz... *wakes up* *throws alarm clock at wall* *Go gets slaughtered at school* .............................................................................. Ahhhhh. That's nice. The sound of school... AKA Pigs going to slaughter. Eat Fruit [URL=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beedogkh4.jpg][IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6016/beedogkh4.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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  • Nevada-tan

    by Psychotic Penguin on December 17, 2006
    Hum. I just found out who Nevada-tan is. If you don't know, look on Wiki. An 11 year old school girl in Japan slit the throat of her 12 year old classmate back in 2004. Nevada-tan led the 12 year old into an empty classroom during lunch time, covered her eyes, and slit her throat with a box cutter. [url=http://www.shrinemaiden.com/NEVADA_Artwork/]Here[/url] are some cartoons people have drawn of Nevada-tan. They're cute, but... kinda creepy (and a few nudes, which is even creepier). People are drawing pictures of little Nevada-tan, in her signature Nevada University sweatshirt, with a bloody box cutter in hand. If you really think about, it'll come to you that, hey: This really did happen. A girl killed another girl by slitting her throat after an argument on the internet, yet people all over the internet are drawing little chibis of a bloody Nevada-tan and her victim. It's disturbing... Bleh. I get out Wednesday for Christmas vacation! That's good! But... David from Korn says he's gonna take a break from the band and may not go on tour with them next year... What the FUCK?! He's the freaking DRUMMER! Gyahhh... Get some sense into you, David... :confused: :mad: So.. not much else. Got my CD from my Regions Choir concert. Turned out great ;) I'm giving it to my parents for Christmas. Yay. :) My friend who gave the Slipknot CD (Which I STILL haven't listened to -.-) told me the elaborate plan of how she is going to kill her father when she gets older with her boyfriend and a few other friends. ...Okay then. She thinks penguins are smexy when they wear a top hat and a bow tie. I drew a penguin (like the one from the Poke the Penguin game) with a top hate and a bow tie, tap cancing, and I put under it "THE GREAT SMEXY PENGUIN W/ HAPPY FEET!" As her Christemas present and she went crazy over it, saying it was the cutest thing ever. Huh. Penguins, sexy. Who would've known?
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  • ...*Dies*

    by Psychotic Penguin on December 10, 2006
    Ahhhh fuck. I just watched one of those screamer videos on YouTube by accident, and I'm shaking so much I can barely type this...I thought something was going to happen... I was an inch from the screen (It was a "Look for the ghost" one...) and someone popped up and screamed, and I screamed, tore my headphones off, shut off my speakers, and imagined horrible things I would do to the maker of the video (there was pitchforks, pointy stuff, and boiling vats of random substances...). I saw the static from the video stop for a split second, and I all I had time to think of was "Oh shit". :( :( :( :( Those aren't funny... That's the... sixth screamer video, I think, that I've fallen for. First one was an animated Jack-o-lantern that rambled on about nothing, then BOOM! The second was one called Kikia, a mix of calming, simple Japanese animation and nonsense, then a girl resembling that from the Ring jumps out and scares you... Then there was a Lonelygirl15 one... then there was another that I forgot.... then one with Leek Spin... Then that one. I almost fell for the Where's Waldo one, but I gave up before the minute ran out, so I was safe. That was a few weeks ago, and I just found out it was a screamer until a few hours ago. Ahhh I'm so paranoid right now... Clowns will eat me... HELP ME... I'm scared something will jump out and eat my throat... ... :( :eek3: :eek2: Oh well... Guess I won't be sleeping tonight, huh? PS: It might snow soon... I'm so happy :D :tongue: It was sleeting yesterday :) Edit: Next day -- No snow. Just cold :( Edit No. 2: the 12th -- NOW IT'S GETTING WARM! AHHH!! :mad: ********Bunny's just saying hi! {\ /} ( . .)o C(")(") ********Bunny's just saying hi! [QUOTE]JESUS CHIPS! JESUS CHIPS! JESUS CHIPS! Have 9 more and we can have SEX! Desecrate me with your scarf of fish hair, you magnolian rice cake! OH MY GOD I'M FULL OF STAPLES!!!! *prance* *prance* *prance* *prance* *prance* *prance* *prance* *prance* *VOMIT!* YARRGH! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!! MY STROODLES WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR NUN! I've got the eels, I've got the soup, I spin the wheels, I braid the poop. THAT SO FUCKING RHYMED! HAH!!! IN YOUR FACE, SEABISCUIT!!! CuddlycuddlycuddlyFLOUNDER! Crapwrench, crapwrench, crapwrench, HEY! AW CRAPWRENCH! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE JUSTICE OF THE AMAZING CRAPWRENCH! Or maybe not until you think of something WIGGLY! But you've got a HOSE, and you can use it for VARIOUS PURPOSES. SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF! But still, I give you PERMISSION to call me JENNIFER, and steal my STAPLER.[/QUOTE] ^^^^^^^The most random thing I've ever read.
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