dirtyjew's Journal

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  • Valentine

    by dirtyjew on February 06, 2007
    Yet again, I am without a valentine. Its not that im not handsome, romantic and appealing, which I am seriously, its just that I cant seem to keep a girlfriend after winter. Last time, my girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldnt have sex with her and she lied about it and said it was her mother's fault. Ive got news for you, sister... Im not stupid. Well, maybe I'll have better luck but in the meantime, this bird's gotta fly. Peace out.
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  • Ten bucks says nobody will look at this.

    by dirtyjew on March 04, 2006
    Well, if somebody does just so happen to stumble upon this journal, not only will I have ten less dollars but this entry will lose its virginity. Yay! I just wanna say Led Zeppelin is the greatest band next to Queen and if you disagree, please keep it to yourself... I dont give a flying rats ass.
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