Valentine
by dirtyjew on February 06, 2007Yet again, I am without a valentine. Its not that im not handsome, romantic and appealing, which I am seriously, its just that I cant seem to keep a girlfriend after winter. Last time, my girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldnt have sex with her and she lied about it and said it was her mother's fault. Ive got news for you, sister... Im not stupid. Well, maybe I'll have better luck but in the meantime, this bird's gotta fly. Peace out.
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