for your information, ashley, writting an essay is one of the most important things you will ever learn....... unfortunately....
things you WON'T need are:
1) algebra
2) any science
3) bassically the only math you will ever need is simply adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing. that's IT. no quadratic or exponential graphs, no algebraic equations, no factor trees.... no geometry... WHEN WILL YOU EVER USE THAT?!!
MATH IS GAY.
SO IS SCIENCE.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST.
you know what? the other day i was complaining to my mom about my math homework and i asked her when i would ever use "linear functions". and do you know what she said??!!! "Patricia, you won't even use HALF of what you learn at school." PERSONALLY, I AM INSULTED BY ALL MY TEACHERS. I TRUSTED THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Ms.Kirk, I don't need YOU.
Mr. Konrad, I don't need YOU.
Mrs. Chambliss, I don't need YOU. (Well, actually, i do a little bit...)
Mr. Sonnek, I don't need YOU.
AND
Mrs. Stoler, I don't need YOU.
okay, i've pretty much insulted my education... so i can calmly go back to my bass. :D
okay, maya stop bringing your freakin guitar to school!!!!!!!! you are retarded and why don't you learn a REAL song?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU FREAKIN IDIOT!!!!
NEW SUBJECT:
S P O C K
IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!! (spock isn't his real name!!! it's his CODE name...).
hi. since i like already put something about my poser friend, ashley, i'll write about my friend asia. ummmm..... well.... i used to hate her and make fun of her LOL (so did ashley, just not as much as i did). and now she's, like my friend. she plays the guitar. and it's signed by the members of GREEN DAY!!! that lucky bisexual bitch!!!!!!!! and also, she likes weird people....
so that's all i have to say about her........ for now.
Yay!!!! i get to take my electric bass to school!!!!!!!! AND I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY MY INSTRUMENT, MAYA!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL CUZ YOU SHOW OFF YOU'RE RETARDED ELECTRIC GUITAR??? JUST WAIT, YOU 3 FOOT TALL RETARD!!!! and my friends asia and ashley will take their electric guitars and we're going to PLAY A SONG!!!!! LET'S SEE YOU DO THAT, MAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now I am sooo happy cuz our band is COMPLETE! YES, C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E.
BASS- Me
GUITARS- Asia & Ashley
DRUMS- Crystal
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
ummm i guess we still don't know who the singer is, though...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
YOU SUCK, MAYA, AND I HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL READ THIS!!!!! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE VIOLIN, SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN PLAY SOMETHING WITH 6 STRINGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'M OUT.
i was just kidding. ashley is my bestest friend in the entire world. i would never try to hurt her feelings. .... well... actually, i would, but not in a mean way. she is soooooo not a poser. and she is a great guitar player and lyirc writer.... well, forget what i said about her being a great guitar player... :D
CHEESE!!!