Well I'm one of Cabhan's random friends... no I am not part of her family and so am not included in the list of serial rapists etc hem, so cabhan just read all these random entries to me and well my opinion of her has not changed at all, the PSYCHO! hmmm well I really have no idea what to say apart from the fact that her hair IS like a dust bunny (well at times at least) Cabhan says "my hair is not like a dust bunny, I object to that.... *chucks a spaz and oscillates*" anywho keep eating chocolate and dreaming of dust bunny serial rapists, adieu, farewell and peace out... EJ ^_^

here i am stuck in legal studies thing to find information on Douglas Wood .....-_- even my neighbor happens to agree that this is NOT fun.... of course plenty of other thing have happened down here in Oz as of lately but i just don’t know what they are..... its really a little like the Schapelle Corby case - blown up out of proportion. i think she guilty - only cause she ugly as sin! my sister said the other day (last night to be exact) that her friends boyfriend had..." the gayest voice and the ugliest head and is very unattractive” i quote that because i find it funny i have just learnt that 37 Australians were shot and killed like three weeks ago and i had no idea....i am so out of touch!!! apparently there’s been a lot of chit chat about it and its very controversial, but all the same i had no idea. i gotsa new pacer on Saturday!!! it cost $46.35 and my mum paid for it cause she senile and no idea she was spending $50.00 ON A PENCIL!!!! *passes out* oh!.....the seventh new world wonder is elephants!!!! *bleh* =_= FAMILY AFFAIRS!!! ok now David my older brother is a Serial Rapist. he smokes and rinks..(in moderation) and he’s a lawyer. all this plus the fact he trying to loose weight makes him rather grumpy rather a lot of the time. this along with the fact that he lives in the inner city and so lives of love, lust and breadsticks makes him rather..err.. forward to boot!!! *cough cough* ....o_o *shoves tissue up nose to stop bleeding* catchya

cheezel hotline, how can i help? ok sooooo yesterday i got three new albums and ten really funky blank discs. but its these three new albums that interest me they take the total of cds i’ve bought this year up to....well wait a moment as i count them.....13. that’s a lot of cds....now the other interesting thing is what the cds are... i shall list them Tool Opiate Undertow Aenima Lateralus MGF (Machine Gun Fellatio) On Ice Paging Mr. Strike Bring it On(new yesterday) QOTSA (Queens of the Stone Age) Lullabies to Paralyze (i like how this line is in mosquito song on their previous album) Songs for the Deaf R (new yesterday) Gorillaz Demon Days Lamb What Song (new yesterday) if any one else here knows Lamb they will also realise why this is weird. i like o.j. yes well i’m rather pissed of cause my..."portable cd player" broke and would only play certain discs...like Radiohead and 3EB and APC-Remixed. so i got angry at the piece of shit and i beat it with a stapler.....NOW IT DOESNT WORK AT ALL! any one here seen the Tumblecone add? FAMILY AFFAIRS Caitlin and if you can recall she was a serial killer.17 years my senior she earns a shit load of money and gives good presents. she has blue eyes and dark wavy hair. she lives in the inner Sydney city and stupidly married an Irish man....(bloody catholic bunny rabbits.....I LOVE YOU!!!!!!) i want to become Irish...so i can drink and get drunk and talk about CUSTRAD!!!!(yes its meant to be spelt that way!! ) peace!!! o_o

seven essential sins well we all know what the seven deadly sins are but i figure they’re actually essential...in a weird warped way... as i do envy without jealousy retailers wouldn’t sell more than one desirable object per season.... sloth we all need sleep ...just some more than others... gluttony food is a must have for survival....in moderation! pride well its not nice having low self esteem lust sex is exercise! wrath its called psychiatrist ppl!!!!!

love, lust and breadsticks ok so in the traditional fashion of weird random ramblings i have concocted a plan that will not only give me a theme but a structure of sorts!!!! these are two more of the new world wonders, but they are instead for the socially rejected inner city pratts with to much to do in the space of 15 minutes...love is a myth and lust is just a technical word for sex, while breads sticks are just that... sticks of bread. no inappropriate /inconvenient erections being pushed into peoples thighs here. inner city pratts practically live of this. their lifestyle follows this theme and as a result most have aids or children by the age of 30. today however someone stated that my hair resembles a dust bunny... i felt it necessary to peg a volley ball at them!!! i was then told that i had dandruff...i had to correct them of course and say that the white shit in my hair was actually towel fluff. of course no one believed me.....i think we were discussing the fact that if we cut our hair we would sell it off as a toupee... no one else wants to look like a dust bunny! ok! FAMILY AFFAIRS!!! this where i bitch and moan about a member of my family for...well until i cant be bothered any more...first up is TAMZIN!!!! *kills* but fist let me tell you i am a bit of a sociophobe and that the rest of my family can be divided into two groups a) The Serial Killers, and b) The Serial Rapists the Serial Killers consist of 1.Caitlin 2.Daniel 3.Jane 4.Joy Joy 5.Pete,and 6.Leanne the Serial Rapists are a tough crowd to beat though... 1.Finnian (my 6mnth old nephew0 2.Will (my 3yr old nephew) 3.Anna (my 1.5 yr old niece) 4.David 5.Fiona, and 6.Nana Tamzin alone is a sadistic bloodthirsty necropheliac. i.e. a serial killer who likes to rape dead bodies. she’s evil and smells bad and has a big nose, and as it is she’s always chooses incompetent boyfriends who come onto me instead (i just freak them out by informing them that i have ice sculptures in the shape of "penises" in my freezer). i’m still in contact with one of them. my sister is a bitch who kills my mothers plants , steals my mothers car for 3 days and hasn’t given me a birthday OR Christmas present for the last two years much less said "happy birthday" or "merry Christmas". and so concludes yet another insightful entry.

cabhan just to clear things up my name o this Irish and it is the name of; - a roll of elastic bands (Cabhan I) - an echidna (Cabhan II) - a piffling or baby puffin (Cabhan III) the elastic bands melted and the echidna ran away (that was the fault of Clyp and Spot) and now there’s the piffling....and Jethro but his name isn’t Cabhan so it doesn’t count.

life, the universe and peak hour traffic ok well so we all know i am new to this ..site today...but tomorrow i wont be...its exciting is it not? one of the reasons i’m here is cause Maynard got stung by a bee and i believe or so my imaginary friend believes that holding your chopsticks incorrectly will transport you to a different dimensional universe...remember kids don’t ride in cars with strangers...O_. i’m not good at journal writing and never have been so plz excuse me if the topic and the typing is crap...im slow and i cant spell..(i go to a special school - mwak!!) but with the gist and the sway and blood gushing from my nose on with the cosmoscillating wonder of life, the universe and peak hour traffic. all in all these are 3 of the 7 new world wonders for the simple minded beings of a small north shore rich people society with nothing better to do with their time than wonder if the azaleas are going to reach their full potential this coming spring..(personally my mothers wont cause we had a MASSIVE fucking angofra gum tree fall and smash our entire garden into lots of little bits). i hope this has been insightful.