Jolloup I never did agree to this weird twisted letter thing. We live in the same house. We eat the same food. We have the same job. Your bedroom is a wall away – come to think of it more often than not we are in the same bed – and at this very moment infact we are. But of course, heaven forbid you should join me at a reasonable time. No, instead lets just barge in at 3a.m. grinning like a lunatic and insist that I read and reply to… I don’t even know what it is! However, I am now going to stop, get an envelope securely seal this offensive and hopefully enlightening note, take you by the arm, drag you back to your bed where you can proceed to perform whichever angry, twisted and satanic cult rituals you may on the note – not me. Let us also note that this is to be the last letter we ever write to each other again – and don’t get upset saying I’m not thinking of you, only myself! For it’s your mental and spiritual health I’m concerned about. Now bugger off. Mint

Dear Mint, I’m watching this seriously twisted TV show. This guys friend just died and a lady with an orange shirt tried to comfort the guy, but the point is the shirt was orange! You never see orange! Anyway then the guy killed himself and went to some place called “Tunaville”….all very weird!! It’s past twelve and I’m tired.. OMG! There’s an add on…on… underwear for bladder weakness sufferers! EWWWW! Which reminds me, I gotta go pee! Well I’m back and the relief my bladder feels is astronomical! Sooooo much better! And hey, you’d better fix the icing letters on Dylan’s cake. I kinda got hungry after that pee… The show just ended and boy it doesn’t get much weirder. I’m so v. v. happy you agreed to write these letters – you know like my pen pal! I’m hoping that because of them we may be able to get to know each other better? But I know you already and therefore I know that any hopes of that happening are slim to none! Hey! I have it! How about we call each other once a week? I wrote a song for Dylan! You wanna see what it’s like? Tough. I’ll give you a brief over view though? Ok. It starts out with me telling her how great she is and then it goes on to how her life progressed and then how she gets tripped with a golf club and impaled on the golf tee and how she is then buried and left to rot, but is still remembered!....by human..ity? Hehe. I rhymed …did I spell that right? Anyway! You will have to excuse me if I change pen – it wont change colour though (haha – I know how much you hate it when I do that! It’s just that I’m so excited…so v. v. excited). Ohhh! I like tea! Ahhh! Shit! I just lost my spare pen!!! Crap! Well I guess id better sign off and find my spare pen!! Bye bye – Jolloup p.s. ahahahaha! I found it on my stomach! Doesn’t get much stupider than that! p.p.s. – I LIKE BING LEE! Whoot! Hehe and now iv’e started I wont stop. Don’t you hate it when that happens? You get told that the other person has to go and then said person doesn’t? man, I’m not sure about you but that really bugs me! Oh look 3a.m. I have to go now….. iv’e already said…bye…..

ok well my friend who left me stranded here amogst all the rest of the normal people that i shall have to deal with with the other two freeks on this like me who are wierd and im blabbing... so anyway he who left sent me a letter. i ofcourse replyed in one day becaues im a very eager sort of person. so he was all like yeah... you can have the pics of me and my ex-boyfriend cause i dont want them.... he didnt even ask how i was!! or tell me how he was which i gather is just as bad!!! so anywy i come to school and i bitch and moan and everyone gets scared cause i dont ussually bitch or moan. yeah... my cat went missing 3 weeks ago...... i dont think shes coming back.