two girls walk into a high school cafeteria holding a tray of what seems to be macaroni on it. One is tall with short dark hair and grey-green eyes and the other is shorter with long light brown hair with black rimmed glasses. "god damn"the tall one says. "I can't believe I have fucking Ms. Klein for math. she is the biggest fattest bitch in the universe." "I know. you can tell why she's not married." they both laugh when the tall one stops. "hey. is that kid new?" she signals toward a boy with obviosly dyed longer straightened hair and glasses. " why is he sitting alone?" the shorter one asks with a bit of sympathy in her voice. " duh, cuz he's new! lets go sit with him."the taller one said. " no. what will he think?"the other one asked. "who cares? He's hot. Now come on."they both walk over and sit beide him. One on the right and one on the left. "hello?" the boy asked. "Aren't you too old to be in high school?" the tall girl asked. "I went through puberty early"the boy said. "you lie." said the shorter girl. " Okay" the boy hesitates and lowers his voice."I am acctually 24 and in the gestapo but I call it g polezi to be safe." "They don't exsist anymore.Not since Hitler died." said the shorter girl. " He's back and so is his regime."the boy said. "oh . Were acctually 20 and we are in the g polezi too.my name is Kathe and she's Gretchen."the tall one said and Gretchen nodded. " you have to be 22." he said. " the leader dude,umm Hitler thought we were hot."said Gretchen.Kathe nodded. "oh." the boy said. "that happens." " what's your name?" kathe asks. "mikey"he said then snapped his fingers and then they were in a huge office and in a shadowy corner sat a moustachioed man. with weird hair.

all of my friends like fish stick ice cream. Except for Stalin. He's a pussy. One of my friends, Scott Peterson likes to buy knives at half price. I know a place where I can buy an unregistered handgun for 50 bucks but i keep that a seecarette. My other other friend, Adolf, likes to murder the Jewish people at my father's country club, but when he does it makes rainbows go away.waaaaaaaaaaaaa!he also likes to eat spaghetti with his bitch,Eva Braun.

all of my friends like fish stick ice cream. Except for Stalin. He's a pussy. One of my friends, Scott Peterson likes to buy knives at half price. I know a place where I can buy an unregistered handgun for 50 bucks but i keep that a seecarette. My other other friend, Adolf, likes to murder the Jewish people at my father's country club, but when he does it makes rainbows go away.waaaaaaaaaaaaa!he also likes to eat spaghetti with his bitch,Eva Braun.