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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg

It’s just a slow day Moving into a slow night It doesn’t matter what you do It doesn’t matter what you do

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.

A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

Henry’s grave says Don’t Try He might be right but I guess He still died He drank too much and Wrote a lot about his life He wrote about his dad And he wrote about the horse track He wrote about the beauty of A freckle on a whore’s back I guess that life is just that Horses, whores and daddy’s belt strap On repeat until it goes black Don’t Try he said Don’t Try he said