BonoIsGod's Journal

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  • Archives for January 2005
  • Entry 2: The Road To Discovery

    by BonoIsGod on January 25, 2005
    Well here is my second entry of many to come. Now I think I'll stick with the tradition of praising Bono and his crew, as they have achieved greatest in their field of choice I think we can all agree. Just incase any of you didn't realise, but Bono is infact God. This was discovered many years ago when Bono was performing on stage and a bright light just engulfed him leaving but his sillouette and his famous sunnies. When the bright light left and Bono could once again be seen he was no longer dressed in his usual clothing, but fully clothed in white and as he continued to sing the whole audience was filled with a sense of overwhelming joy. Bono has never performed this trick again, he says that if people still don't believe he is God then there is no hope for them. Well this here ends another of my journal entries. Until next time.
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  • Bono Is God

    by BonoIsGod on January 14, 2005
    I'd just like to dedicate my first entry to Bono - lead singer of U2 for those of you living under rocks - U2's songs are brilliant. My favourite is "Beautiful Day" which will make me happy regardless of how I'm feeling. I could be burning in the pits of hell and satan might whack on the best of U2 and hits Track 3 and I hear Bono rumble "The heart is a bloom" straight away I have a smile on my face whilst some animal with razor sharp teeth is gnawing at my testicles. I think that pretty much sums up my thoughts on that song. I think I'll end my entry here, I could go on forever about Bono and his godliness, but I'll save it for my future entries.
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