My mission has not be gong to plan. Few others have been converted to the side of enlightenment. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, is it my approach? How do I get people to convert to become one of Bono's loyal followers? I think I have been going about this the wrong way all along. It seems that people do not like to be apporached in the streets at night by strangers, this was my first mistake. I believe that to convert people it is important to befreind them first, after this process is complete then you have a chance to bringing them over to the side of truth and joy. I will now try this new approach, if this new approach is to work as effectively as I have planned then there will be a full conversion to Bono followers by 2014 without fail. This means the next step can be taking and Bono may take the throne as this world rightful leader and ruler. However, I do expect to come up against some hardships, these will be overcome through the power of belief and faith. I know that Bono is always looking out for me and he would not allow his most loyal follow to come to harm. This I am certain of.

Many would disagree with me when I say U2 is the greatest band in the world. Many would disagree with me if I said U2 rocks. Some would even disagree with me when I said U2 has produced some pretty good tunes. Don't ask me who these people are, you probably have never met any, but believe me they are out there. And they are allowed to have their opinion, I'm not here to say they can't have their opinion or that their opinion is good or bad...but I will tell you this, their opinion is WRONG!!!! Bono IS god!!! These people are just not very educated on the subject of U2 and their greatest! I am here to educate these people, I just hope that somehow my words get through to these people and we can live in a harmonious world where we all praise Bono as our God and his word is law. Only then will I be content and only then will I cease my attempts to convince others of U2's greatness. Currently the conversion rate stands at 34% of the worlds population thinking U2 aren't too bad, 7% thinking U2 rocks, but only a mere 0.3% who believes Bono is our unquestionable God and that we should dedicate our lives to him. My dream is to see Bono take his place on his throne as overall ruler, but to see this before I die I must move fast.

Well here is my second entry of many to come. Now I think I'll stick with the tradition of praising Bono and his crew, as they have achieved greatest in their field of choice I think we can all agree. Just incase any of you didn't realise, but Bono is infact God. This was discovered many years ago when Bono was performing on stage and a bright light just engulfed him leaving but his sillouette and his famous sunnies. When the bright light left and Bono could once again be seen he was no longer dressed in his usual clothing, but fully clothed in white and as he continued to sing the whole audience was filled with a sense of overwhelming joy. Bono has never performed this trick again, he says that if people still don't believe he is God then there is no hope for them. Well this here ends another of my journal entries. Until next time.

I'd just like to dedicate my first entry to Bono - lead singer of U2 for those of you living under rocks - U2's songs are brilliant. My favourite is "Beautiful Day" which will make me happy regardless of how I'm feeling. I could be burning in the pits of hell and satan might whack on the best of U2 and hits Track 3 and I hear Bono rumble "The heart is a bloom" straight away I have a smile on my face whilst some animal with razor sharp teeth is gnawing at my testicles. I think that pretty much sums up my thoughts on that song. I think I'll end my entry here, I could go on forever about Bono and his godliness, but I'll save it for my future entries.